Chris Pott

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." 😢🇺🇸

@russbuettner Ha! The angle was just right and I’m a bass geek. Great hit on Deadline. 👍

@chrispott Hey, keep your hands off my truss rod, dude! Actually, though, good eyes. Impressive from a sliver of a profile.

@russbuettner sorry, it just caught my eye — looks like that Jazz Bass might need a setup. Tighten that truss rod a little. 😆 ✌️🤘

Ceding so much power to the cuckoo caucus makes Kevin McCarthy more like Charlie McCarthy (this is a joke exclusively restricted to old people)

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@ThatEricAlper Thela Hun Gingeet

This is how a very good and decent human being - a real American leader - behaves. To anyone who isn’t moved by this, I feel truly sorry for your broken soul. I am so proud to support @Potus

@Sciencenature14 Chef Boy-Ar-Dee

@ThatEricAlper Liz Reed (Allmans) YYZ (Rush) Led Boots (Jeff Beck) September Fifteenth (Pat Metheny and Lyle Mays) Giant Steps (Coltrane) Bloodsucking Leeches (Dregs) Miles Beyond (Mahavishnu Orchestra) Teen Town (Weather Report) The Fish (Yes) Peaches En Regalia (Zappa) …and SO many more

If you think voting to empower the state to force a 10-year-old girl impregnated by her uncle to carry that pregnancy to term is in keeping with “Christian values,” then you learned about a very different Jesus than I did.

What kind of fucked up cult of stupids sends a million dollars a day in donations to a self-professed billionaire because he got caught stealing national security secrets?

@RadioFreeTom -ish

@tonyposnanski Aqualung

Without looking this up, can you tell me who this is? Wrong answers only.

There are certain things in life that can be depended on to be basically consistent and predictable. Sunrise, sunset, death, taxes, and Ted Cruz being an insufferable intellectually dishonest douchebag.

Buh-buh-booogie. And we kept on boogie-ing.

Huh whaddaya know no lady oligarchs

Juliet “balconies” are dumb

My god Republicans are actually cheering on a violent reconstitution of the Soviet Union. This timeline just keeps getting wtf-ier and wtf-ier