Christopher Prior

@happy_j @BarneySimon I do not have a podcast. I think you have the wrong Chris Prior.

What's the best podcast out there? #BestPodcast

@theofficetv 🫴

Reply with a 🫴 and we’ll give you a dundie.

@HiltonHonors 49

It's a great day to have 56,000 points! For each person who correctly guesses the combined total score of today's game, we may touchdown in your DMs! 🙌 🏈

@sprintcare It appears to be working now. Will I be compensated for the fact that it was not working all day?

@sprintcare I have tried restarting my phone and doing the service update several times and cannot make calls.

{\__/} ( • . •) / > 🦆 psst. look at this duck {\__/} (ò . ó) / > 🦆 𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐓

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

spoOooko halloweem story: phone ring birb answer phone go: "windows is INSIDE THE HOUSE" too scare hold me

This is Todd. He saved his human from a rattlesnake yesterday. A true h*ckin hero. He’s expected to make a full recovery and has been rewarded our fifth ever 15/10

What’s the proper emoji for this?

I’m not lion.

@ImNotAHRHitter His foot again. Life is pain and darkness.

*stirring*

@ImNotAHRHitter May the birthday be with you.

@ImNotAHRHitter They can send some 💰 too. Final offer.

@MearnsPSA Brox Badberger

My son 🙋🏽‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"

Tweet or RT with #HR4HR to donate $1 to hurricane recovery. It's that simple.

@MattF15 My God. Is Google trying to tell us that Ron Dayne killed Barry Sanders?