eric curtin

my dentist won’t stop texting me

cause im too lois then im too fucking pete brian is the dog who’s friends with stewie the baby

@texansfan72 I’m gonna string you up by your hind quarters and hit you with a big stick brotha

@dubstep4dads Bro fell off ?

yeah im a democratic socialist. im gonna need you to take DemSoc’s Off Right Now

hey welcome to movie theatre in 2026! you’ll notice some of your favorite influencers on screen where the actors used to be. you can just talk during the movie now and you can vape if you inhale hard enough to where not a lot of smoke comes out. that’ll be $60. enjoy!

@JonnyDiRienzo YES!!! hell yea!!

@dubstep4dads bro i used to follow you in 2012 on my old account. good to see a favstar/weird twitter OG is still on here doing his thing. remember tree bro?

(trying to connect with 14yo cousin) doing homework is sooo chopped. actual chud behavior lol (i realize it’s not landing) you wanna try your first cigarette Playaa??

hey man if you’re not busy do you mind if I die in your arms tonight

had a dream i was buying tickets for a concert and there was an option for “lizard seating” where you could “see your favorite band while basking on a big rock under the warmth of a heat lamp”

getting really scared and saying to myself "it's not real, it's not real, it's just a tv show" when Jerry hits Tom with a big mallet

can I come over and do this

@PastaVersaucy I believe this

@dubstep4dads It’s an inside joke with me don’t worry about it

me: backshots in a sundress with no panties on season is almost here 🫣 therapist, taking notes: no that's what im saying like omg

@erewhonsmoothie @edgargonzelaz the greatest

Can’t wait to wear all of these the hoodie is already on thank you so much @edgargonzelaz it’s all fire 💗💗

@UsingCigarettes hey usingcigarettes. big fan of your posts. sorry you didn't like this one!

yeaaah im not doing this one

white people when mr. brightside starts playing at the function

saturday night baby you know what that means!! gonna hit the club, stub my toe really hard and scream "yeeeeOUUUUCHHH!!!!" like an old timey cartoon

@gracefurby omg us @hvdesmusic

@chetporter bro is LONG

i accidentally sent the promo company this pic of a dog instead of my album cover and now there's 3,000 of these all over the country. great