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Great way to wrap up my first month using @SaberSim

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@PFF_Fantasy Wrong link

QB2: Joe Burrow Ranking the top-32 starting QBs ⤵️ pff.com/news/fantasy-f…

Some of you guys are REALLY weird.

Shit has gone sideways for William Mouw. Like super sideways.

@SleeperNFL @XanB21 #Analytics

Since 2017, Broncos HC Sean Payton's record against bald head coaches is 30-12 (71% win rate) (Via @XanB21)

@pa_tall @HaydenWinks Caleb's reaction after made it look like he was expecting Odunze to keep running

@HaydenWinks Why are we calling that a miscommunication when it was just a bad throw?

Bears 1st quarter summary: + Odunze slow down then drop + Keenan straight up drop + 1st and 10 pitch for -6 yards + Odunze/Caleb miscommunication zone

@br_betting The Bears can cure a lot of things

Geno has never won on TNF 😳 The Seahawks are 5 point favorites against the Bears tonight...

@BB_Updates @Strwbryicecream the realization continues

Big Brother- Leah, please go to the diary room downstairs. Cam- I didnt get called until like 2 AM. Leah- Well they have to introduce me as a character on the show #BB26

Give me one good reason Sam Howell shouldn’t start this year for the Seahawks

WHEW I felt this in my bones! More of this energy 😌 #BB26

@PPRFantasyTips Aaron Jones Szn?

Are these Alexander Mattison stats as crazy to yall as they are to me? ‼️⬇️ 1) The ONLY RBs that had more RZ targets than Mattison (11) in 2023: 🌀CMC (17) 🌀Kyren Williams (13) 🌀Joe Mixon (13) 2) Mattison tied for 3rd in RB RZ receiving TDs in 2023 (3 Rec TDs) 🤯

@engineers_feed Elaborating: you only need to look in BW label box (its actual contents must be WW or BB because every label is wrong, so 1 marble tells you which it is), then there's only 1 valid combination for the remaining two boxes (BB label can't have 2 black, WW can't have 2 white)

@engineers_feed 1

World of Engineering Quiz: Imagine that you have three boxes, one containing two black marbles, one containing two white marbles, and the third, one black marble and one white marble. The boxes were labeled for their contents - BB, WW, BW - but someone has switched the labels so that every box is now incorrectly labeled. You are allowed to take one marble at a time out of any box, without looking inside, and by this process of sampling, you need to determine the contents of all three boxes. What is the smallest number of drawings needed to do this?

Happy Draft Day to all, and to all a goodnight 😌

@spotrac For comparison, what are eligible contracts for the last 4 drafted NBA players?

Players selected #1-#4 in the April 15th #WNBA Draft will be eligible to sign a 3 year, $240,474 contract plus a $97,582 club option for the 27-28 season. The deal will include a $76,535 first-year salary, & those players won’t be eligible for an extension until February 2027.

Can’t say thank you enough to the city of Chicago for taking me in and embracing me. Thank you to the entire Bears organization and ownership for allowing me the opportunity to be part of such a historic franchise. But most of all thank you to my all my brothers that I played with. You all were the reason I attacked each day the way I did. I can’t thank you all enough for what y’all have meant to me over the last 3 years through the ups and downs. I wish each one of you nothing but success. Ready for this next chapter!

@ThePretendGM Some of these versions are better, worth a listen open.spotify.com/album/4dPosP4I…

Still have not found a better soundtrack. open.spotify.com/track/2cKovq3l…

I. Can. Not. Believe. I'm. Here!!!!!! @kellyclarkson @KellyClarksonTV #kellyclarkson