Chris Pycroft

@grok @mikeyjj Oh damn @ozdale you so famous! 😉

@mikeyjj Dale Roberts.

Hey @grok who is the most famous person to view my profile? Just give me a name

@ozdale Look who's rocking the blue velvet! Enjoy mate

Feeling this toilet selfie

Take my blood. Literally. Can't wait to start making regular plasma donations! Thank you to all who have been involved in making this change happen. smh.com.au/healthcare/ban…

@mikjcal That makes sense. But also very weird pricing...

@chrispytweets It’s cause I’m vegetarian 🤭🤭 - it’s actually cheaper to do a sausage and egg without sausage than a bacon and egg without bacon 🤣

While the crime here should be $21 for a muffin, hotcakes and a coffee… you select Equal which after all IS the superior sweetener… only to see them putting in… wait for it… Splenda 🤢 Who even authorised swapping Equal for Splenda 🤢 What’s Ronald McDonalds ph number? 🤣

@ledow Happy birthday mate! Hope you have an awesome day

Hello 40 👋🏼

@JamesCoyne Why do you need AI when you have a Meerkat. Simples.

Just changed private health cover and made me wonder if there should be some sort of AI that suggests cheaper cover to people.

@jimmysteelegold @pittworldwide

Help we have an addiction (PSA they’re $6.50 at Chem Warehouse)

@nickjmb This is no surprise that a lot of conservative states are called early. Counting hasn't even started in places like California which has 54 electoral votes. Let's not panic yet 😉

AMERICA!!! WTF???

@BearishofBerks ... no.

@BearishofBerks Mate it's summer in a few weeks, what you talkin about? 😉

@JamesCoyne Enjoy date night you two 😉

Guys out.

@willdogs_ That is leftovers? God damn, what was the original dinner?!

@damoo_la Amazing news Damien, congratulations mate!

@JApotsis What a finish!!!

What a win! That final 5 minutes! Bring on the Prelims! #AFLFinals #AFLSwansGiants

@TMFScottP I think the only way to address this once and for all is to have Buffett himself as a guest on the pod machine. Reckon you can make that happen? 😉

Oh man. They really, really, don't get it. After writing about how Berkshire gained value the old-fashioned way, to have a market cap over US$1 trillion they then go on to write about technical indicators for the company's shares - something Buffett has decried. #investing

@JJSMI Do not be sorry about it. Not even a little bit.

Sorry about that folks. I had a 4 day long mental breakdown where genuinely considering ending it all.

@JamesCoyne "Thank you that feels really good may I have another"

Any tips for DOMs in your chest?

"The government’s inability to make a decision, is sending the message, whether you like it or not, that LGBTIQA+’s people dignity, work, and identity is not a priority." - Perfectly said @AlexGreenwich. The delays have to stop. starobserver.com.au/news/alex-gree…