@Rightanglenews This is so stupid. That means Trump would have won Virginia in 2024!
They wrote this law because of Trump 🤣😂😂.
They must have a really good rig planned for '28.
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Chris Snarksen
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Chris Snarksen
@chrisstets
Warning: Satire and snark will be used frequently. Most of what I write will be parody, satire or sarcasm. Don't believe any of it. No DMs🚫
Katılım Haziran 2025
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BREAKING - Outrage is erupting across Virginia after Abigail Spanberger signed HB965 into law, effectively rendering Virginians’ presidential votes null and void, with the measure handing the states electoral votes to the national popular vote winner regardless of states results.
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@DrNeilStone It it's not a plandemic/shamdemic, compliance will be shit and we'll all die because no one is going to listen to the hectoring pedants about it one bit.
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@RobertMSterling What they're doing in K-12 education is manufacturing Republicans at a record pace.
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Absolutely begging people to just let kids be kids
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Amazon's Melania movie deal looks like bribery, and reeks of desperation to please Donald Trump.
The American people deserve answers now.
Variety@Variety
EXCLUSIVE: Elizabeth Warren is accusing Amazon MGM Studios of committing “bribery in plain sight” over buying the #Melania documentary for $40 million. “The American people deserve assurance that powerful corporations are not using their financial resources to gain political influence or favorable treatment at public expense — and that these corporations are not violating federal bribery laws.” But Amazon says: "We disagree with any suggestion that Amazon’s decision to license this film and accompanying series was improper. We regularly release documentaries that offer unique perspectives on cultural and historical figures across the political spectrum.” Read more here: variety.com/2026/film/news…
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There goes the neighborhood
Hoops Crave@HoopsCrave
Costco is reportedly removing its membership requirement, allowing anyone to shop starting June 2026.
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Who is alive more than 2 years after the after the Covid jab?
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Theodore Dusablon@dusabl1
👀 REMINDER - Covid Vaxxed will die within 2 years of receiving the injection
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@In2sportz7 @thekevinqi @bryan_johnson No one knows more of what you speak than I. I can assure you. Get rest, find a Lutheran church with a nice girl in it, remodel a house together. Drink spring water and sweet tea on special occasions.
Listen to me now or hear me later.
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@chrisstets @thekevinqi @bryan_johnson That’s just a flat out lie. Drunk night create epic memories and are in general a pretty good time.
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Friends, stop drinking alcohol.
Not cut back. Eliminate.
> alcohol increases cortisol
> disrupts REM sleep
> accelerates epigenetic aging
> shrinks hippocampal volume
> elevates resting heart rate
> raises inflammatory markers
> impairs glucose metabolism for 16 hrs
One drink does that.
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@C_3C_3 Too many to goint. We'd have to work from the other direction and it would be a weird list. I'm sure I missed some.
Fetterman
Higgins
Luna
Massie
MTG
Stefanik
Mace
Burchett
Hageman
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@mitchellvii The best part about his tweet is that is stirred feelings of Christianity among more people than anything in recent memory.
Make Christianity Great Again!
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Honestly, when I saw this picture of Trump I didn't think of Jesus at all. He looks more like an apostle is healing sick people.
I'm a very strong born-again Christian. I wasn't even remotely offended.
99% of the people who were offended by this hated Trump anyway.
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@adamcarolla Yes, we all knew it was going to happen and how. This will truly be stolen land.
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The idea that one can retrieve a tissue sample with a needle without spilling cells is hubris.
The percentage of people in my life who discovered one tumor, in place for an unknowable amount of time, who then had a biopsy and subsequent metastasis to brain, lungs or liver.
I would not do it.
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Dr. Thomas Seyfried warns: "Don’t poke the bear." Decades of research show biopsies—whether for breast, colon, liver, or lung tumors—can spread cancer, triggering metastasis. So why risk it?
The solution? Starve the tumor first. Use metabolic therapy to shrink it, weaken it, then remove it safely. By the time it’s excised, it’s no longer aggressive—because you’ve already beaten it down.
Modern medicine has the tools: non-invasive imaging (PET, MRI, CT) to monitor tumors without poking them. If the tumor shrinks or disappears, why risk spreading it in the first place?
"Take the food away, and the bear becomes docile." It’s time to rethink the order: shrink first, cut later. The science is there. The question is—when will we start using it the right way?
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@bryan_johnson Grew a CBD strain of cannabis and quit two years ago.
Garmin sleep metrics were the clincher. Even one drink destroyed my sleep.
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@eleven21 @bryan_johnson Did that with a Garmin watch. It's a disaster, especially with sleep.
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@bryan_johnson Buy a Whoop so you can see how bad it fucks you up.
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@bryan_johnson What about the benefits? Cannot do a cost benefits analysis without talking about any benefits.
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@bryan_johnson Got it Bryan.
Switched to water... now my cortisol is spiking from the existential dread of sober small talk.
At least my epigenetic clock is ticking slower while I die inside at parties 😂
Who's with me on the 'one drink = regret' math?
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What’s the maximum income-tax rate any American should face?
Wall Street Mav@WallStreetMav
What is "rich" these days and what is the level of tax that is "pay their fair share"? It seems to be impossible to pin down the Democrats on this. They always just want more. They can never define the level where it stops.
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