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@chrissvector

17+ audience only | 19 y.o | wife @GhostieAven | occupation: Bosnian🇧🇦

Bosnia and Herzegovina Katılım Ekim 2022
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Key Lime Derg@chrissvector·
downloaded gimp and started sculpting my magnum opus
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Rest in peace, Chuck Norris! You're a legend.
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Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited·
A snow leopard mother and her cubs walked directly toward the camera crew, who stayed still as she calmly led her cubs past them
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pet mold spore
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Key Lime Derg@chrissvector·
@nikgeneburn I just hope that if you release new cosmetics they become unlockables based on level and ragman loyalty. I really wish we had more of those instead of having to outright buy them, I miss grinding for drip.
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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Key Lime Derg@chrissvector·
@MrBubblyTTV safe corridor is not that bad cause you can actually lure scavs down there setup is dogshit if you don't have high piercing slugs or flechette (flechette kinda sucks these days tbh) peacekeeping mission is dogshit Tarkov shooter part 1 is actually kinda fun cuz I like iron sights
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MrBubbly@MrBubblyTTV·
if you're still wondering why I'm always having fun on tarkov, THIS is why :)
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why hello there little creature. whats your name?
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umi@100_kinou·
シジムさん🐾 #円山動物園 #ユキヒョウ #シジム
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Just a floating head
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