Christina Burdette

Happy birthday, baby.

it’s like you think you’re brave & then you go to a Los Angeles Trader Joe’s on a Sunday afternoon

#studiocitypolls twitter.com/carlislediana/…

suicide is the biggest killer of men under 50. cry if you need to. hug your bros if they need it. kill the idea that men can’t openly feel twitter.com/barstooltweets…

TEXAS. I LOVE YOU

@CourtneyEcherd twitter.com/sethrogen/stat…

@emeryldmusic first of all: texting ur dentist

Slam... poetry. Yelling! Angry! Waving my hands a LOT! Specific point of view on THINGS! Cynthia! Cyn-thi-a! Jesus died for our sin-thi-as! Jesus cried, runaway bride. Julia Roberts! Julia Rob... hurts! Cynthia! Ooh, Cynthia. You're dead. You are dead. Bop boop beep bop bop boop.

Carrie Fisher feeding Meryl Streep chocolate cake; a masterpiece

@KoryArch you cant just TWEET THIS WHAT

If you want some good news snow leopards have been removed from the endangered list today which they've been on since 1972

Well, you definitely can't say that Jim Carrey gives a boring interview: "There is no me. There's just things happening."

I'm drunk in Orlandoooooooo!!!!

#goonsquad twitter.com/dburdette_/sta…

I would pay 10 million dollars to watch Donald trump draw a map of the world from memory