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Chris Waitkus (Mr. Rick Clinton)

@chriswaitky

Comic, Previously a Rapper. Frequent Heartburn Haver. Would rather be popular than smart. Super Under qualified for my day job.

Cloud 9+2i Katılım Haziran 2011
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the stand-up comedy video game actually looks pretty cool
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A Cup of Khafi ☕️💪🏾
@boohoo This is absolutely unacceptable behaviour from a global retailer. Many have done worse on #LoveIsland and this personal attack and negativity was nowhere to be seen. This is a distasteful attempt at marketing and upping your Twitter numbers. Get Catherine's name out of your mouth
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boohoo@boohoo·
Catherine byeeeee 👋🏽
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Max Halpert@maxhalpert·
#AppleVisionPro when you look at android users
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Chris Waitkus (Mr. Rick Clinton)
If it’s St. Patty’s Day, and you’re not wearing green. I assume pinching turns you on. You’re a freak aren’t you? ☘️
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When you’re married, “That’s what she said” becomes less of a fun joke, and more of a reason you can’t hang with the fellas!
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If you’ve never burned money but you want the same thrill, try submitting to a comedy festival
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At a wedding, when they say, “speak now or forever hold your peace” If someone speaks… What the hell happens? Do we take a 15 minute recess before presenting arguments for or against the nuptials?
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Millennials and Boomers are separated by ONLY 1% Today my phone died, and I started asking people what time it was, and if they could MapQuest me directions
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Because of they are SO polarizing, There are 4 things you never discuss in a bar: 1) Politics 2) Religion 3) War 4) Taylor Swift
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Just found out that my Dad watches my stand up clips to see if I’ve gotten fatter than the last time he saw me.
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Btw! I know I’m not doing Twitter right… but I am unwilling to admit that I have things to learn. Actually, NVM, I’m doing it perfect. 👍🏽
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