Girls be like “I want princess treatment”then I sell them off to a neighboring kingdom for defensive alliances and I’m the asshole
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Max Halpert
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Max Halpert
@maxhalpert
Time makes more converts than reason.
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Ağustos 2010
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If the tariff war with Canada goes anything like the Grammys. I think we goin be alright.
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@CraigWeston1 How were you able to get there are there any streets open?
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Ey girl, this Palisades forest fire got me thinking about the fire🔥 of our love 💕 that cleared the forest 🌲 my of defenses and set my heart ablaze 😘 They call us arson because when we’re together it’s all sparks ⚡️
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Can I say something now that Trump is president again…
If I’m driving on a two lane and there’s a Waymo in front of me and your in the other lane driving the same speed as the Waymo so I can’t get past.
I should be able to kill you
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Need an election night RedZone. Fox, CNN & MSNBC all on one screen
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Crazy when a comedian you’ve never heard of assaults someone and it creates the most buzz they’ve ever had in their career.
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close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ
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Kurt Cobain’s daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, and Tony Hawk’s son, Riley Hawk, announce they have welcomed their first child together. A boy named Ronin Walker Cobain Hawk.
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That’s a Dealbreaker episode of 30 Rock has so many bangers but this interaction with the bookstore guy through the window lives rent free in my mind
also shoutout to Leo Spacemen’s book The Cigarette Diet
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@george__mack Lets not forget that bars and restaurant are usually dark so you cant even scan the code.
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The worst technology of the 21st century:
QR code menus at restaurants.
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@JsonBasedman except when the "quick call" will solve what would take 10 emails, 25 chats and a day of my time
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Christian girls from the South after visiting Joshua Tree twice
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