The Chronic Iconic

@ick_real Pamela

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

I can’t stand this. She was literally about to meet her baby and he decided that making that moment about him was more important. How can you try to one up this moment?!?? I’m furious for her.

@MayMayspeaks Ember

Absolutely iconic. The bus just pulled over so driver could have a fag as we’re going into rush hour. Nearly full bus all patiently waited hahahaha. Legend behaviour. Not sure if it was actually to regulate the service but gotta rate it regardless

If I wasn’t broke I’d get a body cam to start filming these experiences cos it’s too much to go through this every fucking day

Some selfish woman wouldn’t move her pram on the bus. HER EMPTY FUCKING PRAM AS HER BABY WAS ON HER LAP. Driver and I both trying to get her to make space. I said I need to get to my medical appointment. She refused. May you never know peace babe

Just to add she had a friend with her who could’ve moved it out my way. She wasn’t alone. Just an entitled brat x

@Kicksbuttson @hartgoat @nypost Fascinating conclusion to come to. Please elaborate

@hartgoat @nypost Asking the modern woman to put forth effort to have the things they want is a losing proposition.

‘Ozempic mouth’ shocking new side effect of weight-loss drug seen in some celebs: report trib.al/gYftLQZ

Life is about to get very very expensive very quickly. There are few safeguards. Here are a few fast thoughts to get ready.. 🧵

Urgh sorry for the random words in the first tweet I forgot to delete them. But it was meant to say this change has happened over just a few months

🧵This is what medical neglect looks like. In just a few Sorry for the deeply disturbing video (lol). The two photos were of me around September when my SNS broke and my bowels and stomach stopped functioning again pretty much overnight. I reached out to my SNS team that week..

I have a follow up in June… if this is my weight loss in a few months (see the bloating in the video, yeah that’s cos I haven’t done a proper shit in weeks), where the hell will that place me by June? I am utterly at my wits end. This shouldn’t be happening

Alas, my main gastro who has intervened in me getting help before overrode this (she tried to do the same with my urostomy which if I hadn’t had, I wouldn’t be alive now). Me and my mum have tried everything to get through to the team for help but nada.

It’s wild how physician associates are taking over gp practices. I’ve only ever had diabolical experiences with them and point blank refuse to be seen by one instead of a GP. I was just told my ecg needed to be discussed and a PA would call me. I said I wanted a dr. They said no.

How or WHY has it become fucking acceptable for people with prams to ram into our feet as tho we aren’t people on the bus? I see a pram coming and want to scream. My feet are not a bollard.

@EE I’ve been receiving a million texts saying no upgrade fee and that was confirmed on the phone. The reality is, you’re offering much better deals to new customers and the fact you can’t offer that to old customers means you’ll lose them all

@chroniciconicj If you're still in contract, and you're looking to upgrade early, you will need to pay an early upgrade fee depending on how far into your current contract you are. If we have any offers available, I'm sure we'll be able to sort something out for you.

I’ve been with @EE since they were t mobile when I was 13 years old. I’m trying to upgrade my phone and they’re asking for £600 upfront for my handset and £75ish a month for my contract. If I join brand new the exact same is £300 and £69. How is that making sense?

@EE Also it’s cheaper for me to trade in my current phone to Apple, buy a brand new iPhone and get an everything unlimited sim than it is to upgrade my unlimited contract and handset. That is wild.

I wonder how many customers are leaving for the same reasons. What benefit does staying with @EE even serve at this point? We get the privilege of paying double? No thanks. I’m outttttt

I honestly am just exasperated, t-mobile were incredible and each upgrade felt like an advantage as a long standing customer. @EE are just trying to push you into Netflix contracts when I just want my phone upgraded for the same deals you offer new customers.