chuckrex

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chuckrex

chuckrex

@chuckrex

5 time SHM Citizens Association Chili Cookoff winner

Katılım Haziran 2008
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chuckrex@chuckrex·
"Spirits, sugar, water, bitters" I whisper to myself as I pour a shot of room temperature gin into my can of diet Sprite.
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chuckrex@chuckrex·
Wordle 1,799 3/6* ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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chuckrex@chuckrex·
When asked why politicians can't just be better, Barney Frank retorted to an audience: "Because you voters aren't that great either. Look at the choices you make." RIP
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Mike Pesca
Mike Pesca@pescami·
It turns out the perfect setup for totally incoherent news gathering is shoving 500 reporters in a single room.
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chuckrex@chuckrex·
"...and just as a note, we both ran, but I absolutely ran faster. Not that big a deal, but ya know... it's Gospel now."
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stephen elliott
stephen elliott@S___Elliott·
Movies are that are better than the book: No Country For Old Men Goodfellas The Godfather Strangers On A Train
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The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee·
To Save Time, CNN Will Now Run Retractions Simultaneously With News Stories buff.ly/qEWLcI1
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Hans Mahncke
Hans Mahncke@HansMahncke·
The New York Times has now amended its “Smoking Jars of Metal and Fuses” headline, but it’s too late. Even in a world drowning in fake news, this particular masterpiece will live on in infamy.
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chuckrex@chuckrex·
Open the schools!
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chuckrex@chuckrex·
You can tell the Fitbit people are from southern California because my device told me I just spent 2:41 doing aerobics.
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Nathan Brand
Nathan Brand@nathanbrand·
the most exciting thing about the afc championship game is the weather it’s a snooze 😴
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chuckrex@chuckrex·
Nowadays when I order a book from Amazon I feel like I'm using the Old Magic.
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chuckrex@chuckrex·
Sigh...
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Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos@Broncos·
Who's coming to #DENvsWAS? We've got some extra pregame field passes to give away! RT + let us know why ya want 'em ⤵️
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chuckrex@chuckrex·
If you're wondering, it takes seventeen fun size Snickers before the fun stops and the regret begins.
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Mary Katharine Ham
Mary Katharine Ham@mkhammer·
I want to take a moment to recognize the bravery of the woman who, when told to “get out of my fucking shot” CALMLY FACT-CHECKS HER BOSS on EVs and is presumably still alive? She deserves better and I hope she found it.
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John Bresnahan
John Bresnahan@bresreports·
Omg, everything sucks
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chuckrex@chuckrex·
"artillery takes the joy out of life"
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