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eating that shit that kills you (American groceries)

in the slop lab, mixing slop

this good

guys the new whopper is an abomination

I literally can’t stop gaining weight

you ever be remembering completely different past lives

i’m in california why am i so cold

wish i could snatch someone’s hairline physically and graft it to mine

huey lewis and the noose

ima try to lock in for the 1200th time this year

dead assery no1 is hiring

who wanna give me a job

@Griinjah as you wish

@chudenigma pick me up a hashbrown

i’m going to get mcdonald’s breakfast

living through the tik tok algorithm rn

may fuck around and try to learn

i bet knowing how to juggle is bad ass

it was literally never going to be me Lol

I’m that weird guy

cleaning my ash tray out feels like getting rid of progress