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Lebron has acquired the giant fruit of laughter

A MEETING OF TWO REPRESSED JAPANESE HOMOSEXUALS: -"last night, I, i p-paid a escort 2 cradle me naked in a love hotel..." -"I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED MEN." -"w-h-" -"LARGE WHITE PHALLUSES." -"i don't u-" -"NOTHING HAPPENED DURING THE INCIDENT AT NANJING."

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Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

wtf is it sitting on top of

She looks like she was made in the oblivion character creator

BOSHHHH @Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪

Judas kiss

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

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As a lawyer I can say that my cock swells with excitement when his honor interrupts me lol #LawyersOfTwitter

Dudes be going to the club and bars every weekend like a female

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

Liza answer my DM. You need dis collab to boost yo followers!

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girlfriend asked me if grogu is a shota like id know how to answer that question even remotely

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