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You think it’s not going to happen, and then it does

need to be held like this every single day

Pra mim tudo se resolve indo embora, mas espero que um dia alguém com muito amor e paciência, me ensine a ficar

Oficialmente terminé sex & the city. Sigo pensando en esta pareja y en lo mucho que me conmovió, creo que nunca me han amado.

good things are on their way to me

“We should meet up after work!” me after getting off work:

aint no relationship of mine ever starting with a fucking text again we will cross paths in the routinely monotony of life like humans are meant to

a melhor parte do dia é quando to na minha cama assim

Some guys b like “lemme send u money” and im like ok and then they don’t send me anything that’s embarrassing for them

need dick so bad

cómo se siente hablar con un hombre hoy en día:

ajá

no puede ser que mi vida dependa de mi, yo tengo sueño

Coming to the realisation that I’m never going to have a summer break again. Like its just work forever

Dudes be like I need to make this extremely beautiful woman my gf so I can ignore her needs and not even be that nice to her

Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭 We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.” And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.” SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes. The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE. At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.

Lmfao damn I almost believed a nigga liked me fr.

missing someone who doesn't miss me

jajajajaja ah