Allegra🐦

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@Tweetscrictic It's an Italian name actually--the name of one of Lord Byron's daughters and the heir of Versace. And fexofenadine is only called Allegra in the US.

@chunkopunk Why is your name a medicine?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

YESSS LOGAN

@NyteMason a child also asked me how my day was, and I told him it was great because I won $2,000,000. Nothing but peak teacher comedy here 😂

@chunkopunk this is the type of prank i can get behind

Adding "snarfleblip" to a spelling test for April Fool's Day lol

end of S4E2: okay, all I'm gonna say is that if that girl breaks Logan's heart, mine will break as well. 💯 Team Logan and His Happiness #LoveOnTheSpectrum

@CuriosityonX Cydonia

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would it be called?

I would really like to live Tweet while watching the newest season of Love on the Spectrum, but my account got suspended when I did the same thing with The Platform 2. It's got me afraid to use any hashtag more than once, if at all

Donald Trump wants to strip U.S. citizenship from children born in this country. But the 14th Amendment protects against that. The president cannot rewrite the Constitution. The Supreme Court must defend the 14th Amendment.

@NyteMason 😂😂 white people amirite

@chunkopunk we have a dog toy at work for the customers to squeeze (we run the store alone) to Summon a cashier. It says “squeeze for help” on it, and some of our customers speak predominantly spanish, so I wrote it in spanish too. And now, the white folk just Can’t See The Toy,

i swear to you as soon as you write spanish on something, white people can no loner tell the object exists

@ssrphc I do not need music

what music do emos even fuck to??

look look look I met Elijah Wood at Comic Con. Literally my favorite actor since the age of 14

@NyteMason "beep beep motherfucker" is a phrase I occasionally use when I'm outside of someone's house

no fr I literally do not notice 90% of the time, unless for some reason you’re buying ingredients for taco night in which case i will exclaim, “you making tacos??”

@slothy_420 goby

gun to your head name a fish

A 6th grade student wore an orange hoodie that said "Stay Sober". I thought it was awesome that someone so young was promoting addiction awareness. Then I saw the back of the hoodie... it said "You Idiot". Omg

@thisgirl_isdead Good vibes your way

@AtlasArtist @DemiDevilDame @thevanburenphx @ashnikko the set design of Ashnikko shows is premium

[show review] @thevanburenphx transformed into @ashnikko's version of wonderland at her sold out tour kickoff this week! Check out all the photos: tinyurl.com/32t4cama

Spill the ChatGPTea

Okay henry

NO cheating, post your last saved image without any context 💀