Gaaaarrrgggghhheth

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Petrol prices going up…

@AuntCunt @Amelia558rs Air rifle

@Amelia558rs Catapult, right between the eyes

My neighbor does this every day, and I don't know what to do. Do you have any suggestions?

@AuntCunt I feel the same way about Southern Comfort, I used to be in a band, it was the guitarist drink of choice, he would bring a bottle to every practice, we got pissed and played badly, surprise surprise we didn't do well haha

Back when I was in college me and ma mates used to go to the local Wetherspoons and a shit rosé was £4 a bottle, we didn’t really like it but we drank so fuckin much of it and if I was to even look at a rosé now I’d genuinely get sick to my stomach it’s the fuckin worst

All the ‘people just pretend to like Guinness’ tweets are so fuckin dumb. I HATE wine, even smelling it makes me want to PUKE MY FACE OFF. But I understand that some people like it. People like different shit, it’s what makes the world interesting. Are you lot actually ok?

@MAFSshatposting They look like Mormons

I can't look at Abigail and John without expecting them to ask me if I have "Ever thought about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?" #mafs #mafsuk

@MAFSshatposting He looks like he went into a tattoo parlour and said " I want tattoo please"

I dunno how to explain it, but Danny looks like the lovechild of Conor McGregor and a foot. #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia

@LBC What a load of bollocks, he's a fucking tax avoiding hypocrite.

Richard Tice has defended his tax arrangements, insisting that people always paying the maximum amount on moral grounds would “ruin” the UK economy. lbc.co.uk/article/richar…

@staffsref @mariejane2020 Corned beef and Branston pickle

@mariejane2020 Ham or corned beef & mustard. Cheese & onion.

Crisps and salad cream, cheese and tomato, egg and salad cream, beef with dripping and butter ❤️

@ThatEricAlper Beastie Boys

Which artist do you wish you could have seen live at the height of their career?

Remember when I died for you all and you just behaved like massive knobheads ever since Don’t know why I even bothered

@MyArrse @DeborahMeaden

British expats fleeing the Gulf War are being hit with huge tax bills after returning to UK. HMRC is hitting them with unexpected Capital Gains Tax after falling foul of UK’s five‑year temporary non‑residency rule, which is an anti-tax avoidance measure. uk.yahoo.com/news/british-e…

@GBNews23653867 Dros

🚨Name the boyband?

@JakeRudh And still one of my favourite albums

On this day in 1992, Curve released their debut studio album “Doppelgänger” featuring singles "Faît Accompli" and “Horror Head”

I am the face of Modern England. I'm not a racist tw@t and I despise Donald Trump, Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenoch. I also want to see Boris Johnson in jail for failing to prevent 200, 000 deaths due to his incompetent response to Covid. Please RT if you agree.

@barnsleysime Genius telly

Three episodes in and loving it. Plenty of laugh out loud moments, suspense and mystery. On Netflix.

@Eyeswideopen69 @WhiteHouse

@WhiteHouse You just know this will be remembered by historians worldwide as OPERATION EPIC FUCKUP don’t you? Even the name seems like something a four year-old boy might have dreamt up.

OPERATION EPIC FURY • Destroy Iran’s missile arsenal. • Destroy their navy. • Ensure they NEVER get a nuclear weapon. Locked in.

It's #BandcampFriday and we've dropped a new release. 13 tracks @ approx the same cost as X4 packet of @GreggsOfficial sausage rolls Hopefully friends catch this @BabaYoungblood @SamShin34627019 @voldomusic @Grief_Brothers @dorner_martina @godisinthetv dunkie.bandcamp.com/album/aksd

New Order - Regret #90s

@Ravenismeee My aunts

Men who can cook .. who taught you??