Justin Dopkin

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Justin Dopkin

@churrodisaster

Aspiring idiot.

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Aralık 2009
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Justin Dopkin
Justin Dopkin@churrodisaster·
Me: I don't care if someone is offended by one of my jokes. We need to stop empowering people who get offended by everything. I stand by what I said and I am not apologizing. My jokes: Funfetti is just vanilla that knows how to party.
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Justin Dopkin@churrodisaster·
@hookem_rlm “Most of us respect Georgia” 😂 they have more titles in the last 5 years than you do in the last 50.
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Slander University
Slander University@TheSlanderU·
Texas finished ahead of Texas A&M in: 🏈 Football (27-17) 🏀 Men’s Basketball 🏆 Softball 🏆 Rowing 🏆 Men’s Swimming & Diving 🥈 Women’s Basketball 🥈 Men’s Tennis 🥈 Women’s Swimming & Diving 🥈 Beach Volleyball 🏐 Volleyball ⛳ Men’s Golf ⛳ Women’s Golf #TweetsbyString
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Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦
Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦@cmclymer·
I realize a lot of folks are unaware of the significance of the USMNT's victory tonight against Paraguay. To put it into context, it'd be like if Texas A&M were good at anything.
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Justin Dopkin@churrodisaster·
@SarkSeason6 “Sand aggy” are we sure about that? - obnoxiously overpays for recruits, doesn’t deliver - thinks they run cfb for some reason? - delusional fans - not nearly as respected as they think they are Uh oh that sounds more like a “sand horn” to me
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Kyle Umlang
Kyle Umlang@kyleumlang·
Texas spent more weeks ranked #1 during the 2024 season (4) than Texas A&M has spent in the last 85 years (3). #AggieFactThursday
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SullenSerf@SullenSerf·
College “Fanbase” tier list. Taking every sport into consideration Note* (Every school has good and bad fans and social media makes it worse than it is)
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Justin Dopkin@churrodisaster·
@Doc_Texas Do you ever even think about your own program or is it pretty much all A&M?
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Justin Dopkin@churrodisaster·
@UT_Mangler And that’s funny. Cool AI pic. While you’re there, why not ask ChatGPT who holds the record for fastest time from preseason #1 to unranked?
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Justin Dopkin@churrodisaster·
@bevofc This is the exact thing a guy who is worried would say
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Tex@TexHorn25·
@JarheadFrog Studies show people only go to Texas A&M because they’re cucks and want to live a life in the shadow of Texas
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Jarhead Frog@JarheadFrog·
You attend Texas A&M bc you have to, not because you want to. Nobody wants to sit in a class with 100+ students for 3/4 of their college career. Nobody wants to park 5 miles away to get to class. Any student would choose TCU over A&M if they could afford it. Not even debatable.
Justin T Woods@woods_jus

@JarheadFrog Really cool to pay like $67K/year to attend the 6th or 7th best university in the state.

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Justin Dopkin@churrodisaster·
@JarheadFrog This is the most lol take I’ve ever heard. Honestly reaching lmao levels
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Justin Dopkin@churrodisaster·
@adamdropsbombs And yet your dumbass rivals who “don’t care” can’t stop obsessing over you.
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Lawrence of Canadia
Lawrence of Canadia@LolinternetsLol·
@FilthyFunds69 Honestly, fuck all of these losers and their kids lol. Half of my entire family went/currently go to Texas A&M. I live next to Daikin in downtown Houston and it was annoying af getting to work when every suburban hog brought their whole herd of hoglets to the Bananas game.
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