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Lane Kiffin, 50 years old, sent a message using invisible ink. Incredible OPSEC from a veteran of the game.

@JohnnyCrust4 Absolutely criminal that this hasn’t blown up. You are a poet and a scholar Mr. Crust.

The real HR Derby consists of a bunch of middle aged women using words like strategy and synergy while offering pizza parties after laying off 12% of the firm

@mungbeanmania Very bad guy!

Fuck it send Paddy back out there to fight Holloway

@altoidoverdose No Nut

Say what you want about Somalis, but for what it’s worth, their cuisine is not terrible at all.

When the time comes for the Discombobulator to be used in Cuba, fear not. There are kind souls at the Milwaukee General Mitchell Airport who will be standing by and happy to help the Cubans recombobulate.

So are we going to have our top sports handicappers working as PMs now lmao

Candace Owens supporters are retarded. Pass it on

The same Mamdani who ran on taxing the rich is now demanding a 20% salary increase for himself and fellow New York City officials. This is exactly what communists do.

We need a slur for people taking forever to buy scratch-off tickets at the gas station when you’re in a rush..

How it feels to be stuck in the Atlanta airport in the middle of the night. This place is horrific

Hey there old friend!

the trump accounts are not just an extremely cool 'nice to have,' but potentially the answer to the boomer's social security ponzi. I really hope democrats can abandon the TDS for however long it takes to educate their true believers about this opportunity.

@GordonGekko420 Patriots in control

Getting star spangled hammered off the Trump Fusion today

the podcast ghost kitchen cheesesteak made at ihop and delivered via private burrito taxi was subpar

📍 Somewhere in the Deschutes National Forest

We were fucked the moment we started letting the downwardly mobile theatre kids start dictating economic policy

@JohnnyCrust4 Incredible work as always, Mr Crust

Iran went from negotiating about the Strait of Hormuz to the Straights of Seattle, wow