ciara

doing some light reading (admiring my own tweets) ♥️

@Bootsmahoots we are forced to assume the phone number was the tip amount ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The gall of men to leave you their number on a check and then proceed to barely tip you 20%

eating soup alone at the bar like a normal person and definitely not like a murderer

one of my moms friends found out her husband was cheating. stayed silent. planted poison ivy in the yard and would drag his clothes through it every week.

@singularjeans i’ll be back to reply again after my two drinks <3

@Bootsmahoots if I may

Choose wisely

me in a big tee shirt using my iphone as a flashlight in the middle of the night

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

i love the way i treat people & i love my little life

i’ve been menstruating for over a decade yet every single month i forget why i’m crying over my split ends and mixing taco bell with chocolate

@LievSchreiber @AaronRodgers12 love u

would love to let you know that i spoke to steve buscemi today!!! (but regret to inform you i actually ruined a random man’s confidence)

@ProbsMcGobs (but thank you)

@ciarafromonline This deserves so much more love.

khaki chan

@ProbsMcGobs twitter is not for likes it is for posterity

@ProbsMcGobs YES CHEF

@ciarafromonline Starts all emails “Dear Chef”

putting The Bear on as background noise to replicate the stress of a kitchen environment as i shoot off emails from my bed

@ethanjuiced tall, hairy, and diapered. ticks all my boxes.

@ciarafromonline HIM?

god if you are real i am humbly asking you today to take the breath of life away from this hideous monster