shut up bitch

💋.

jello

Racist people, when they have to sleep and all they see is black.

What if april fools is actually on april second and we've been april fooled this whole time

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

When you wake up late for work and don't even know where to start...

how i act when anyone has my phone because i genuinely don’t know what’s in my own phone.

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i saw this on instagram and it needs to be here too

do yall ever look back and regret not whooping anyones ass in elementary & middle school

I DONT EVEN FUCKING LIKE DOGS

red roses and a stuffed dog?!

-End of every love story>>

up your butt and around the corner might have been the best comeback of my childhood

i think the best realization is that ur not shit and people know ur not shit but they fw you and that’s real

being a girl is trying to respond to every comment in a different way so everybody feel special 😭😭

me when i accidentally get too high and now all i can do is think

Me sinto assim quando meu óculos escorrega do nariz e tenho que empurrar ele de volta