“Action” Jack

When Owen ate a shit ton of Popeyes biscuits with no drink

I threw my beer can in the trash and it landed standing up👍🏼

@sleepyry_ But never not money

@cigdefeater Sometimes even find money

Life is really just spend money make money

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

@SleeperMLB Ryan Hanigan

Whoever names the most random MLB player wins.

Fat Butt Friday

Fucking broke the rules to Fight Club and now they’re gonna put me in the blender

I’m sure he just wants to talk👮🏻‍♂️

4th of July parade was awesome

Kinda crazy a bunch of sweaty guys in Philly had a big conversation 250 years ago and now we all just tweet

@Spencestarrr @JPancakes90 @decentbirthday Gorlami mentioned!!!

@JPancakes90 @decentbirthday Gorlami

Calling it “Cabo Verde” instead of Cape Verde

@BlindBearMedia Devin Powell

Most random UFC fighter you can think of? UFC ball knowledge test

Just got diagnosed with Hotdog

Guys will post “Clairvoyant” on their story and be still with their high school sweetheart

@MMAVISUAL Yes, Chama is correct.

Opening the shop by myself

@beerdefeater Spelling error, now they’re gonna shoot me in the chest at work

@cigdefeater They should put you in it not on top of it

They’re putting me on the hot towel machine at work on Wednesday

@PalmerDesigns_ @Section10Pod Hey Shawn, I know a local food truck with famous chicken tenders that would love to do something along these lines with you guys👍🏼

I propose we open up a @Section10Pod food truck called "Section Tenders".