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@historyinmemes Anothr long W for the germans.

A German carpenter reportedly left a pencil in the rafters while building a house in the 1600s, and it is now considered the oldest known surviving pencil in existence.

I threw away all my shit nigger.

I rwally am a nigger.

Dumb niggers

Niggaz we on top!

@FrankMagana15 My top 3 1. 2013 2. 2017 3. Current

Every era of Drake.

People with most assassination attempts: 🇨🇺 Fidel Castro: 638 🇦🇱 Zog I: 55 🇩🇪 Adolf Hitler: 42 🇫🇷 Charles de Gaulle: 31 🇵🇸 Yasser Arafat: 13 🇬🇧 Queen Victoria: 8 🇷🇺 Alexander II: 6 🇺🇸 Abraham Lincoln: 5 🇱🇾 Muammar Gaddafi: 5 🇷🇺 Joseph Stalin: 4 🇺🇸 Donald Trump: 3 🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin: 3

@viilla_ This is a great analogy

Las morras que abrieron un Only y no pegaron, ahora saben lo que se siente querer ser futbolista.

@goatzxrv @FoolOfD Yeah im mentally retarded tho so i have to stay home

@cigwithdrawls @FoolOfD dont u guys live by ur own after 18

"You will never be 36, single, and living alone in China."

Life is about inches and my dick is the biggest

Im am going to be the greatest

I think the blueprint for how to live a good life is now not very universally acceptable. I even felt as a kid i didnt know what i wanted to do. Who knows ill b happy with a gaming PC.

We just need to keep surviving no even tho its hard

@biigityaaa We may forget and change but that will forever be who we were.

umarim hayat bir gün tekrar böyle hissettirir

Im not at my new job to help anyone, im strictly there to get a paycheck.

Im 5 days free of cigs :’)

@frifri_fr Thats Edric!

かわいいけど拷問器具みがある

Please stop trying to murder the president