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@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats Shut up you ugly fuck

Paulina Mangubat is who runs @TheDemocrats account. She’s 30, unmarried with no kids. Put your name on it next time. This is what a sad, unhappy, female Liberal looks like. It’s why Pew reports 50% of them have been diagnosed with a mental condition.

@JAlbertCaldwell @JimmyHooverDC He was making a joke

@JimmyHooverDC The gave him notice they didn’t need his permission.

JUST IN: Chief Justice John Roberts briefly pauses oral arguments this morning to note that there will be a flyover in a few minutes, and that those in courtroom shouldn't be alarmed by the loud noise. Roberts then throws in a trademark quip: "I don't know why they didn't check with me." Seems prudent in light of current anxiety following White House Correspondents Dinner. #SCOTUS

@francediplo Clean energy + food security = jobs, growth, resilience. @EmmanuelMacron, unlock finance for renewables & food security and lead by example at #AfricaForwardSummit ⚡🌱

Les discussions ont également porté sur la préparation du sommet #AfricaForward, qui se tiendra les 11 et 12 mai à Nairobi. Ce rendez-vous visera à identifier des solutions concrètes et renforcer des partenariats mutuellement bénéfiques entre la France et le continent africain.

#UnionAfricaine | À Paris, @jnbarrot a tenu avec @ymahmoudali la 3ᵉ session du dialogue stratégique entre la France et la Commission de l’Union africaine.

@WilliamsRuto Leadership brings people together. @WilliamsRuto, use #AfricaForwardSummit to rally finance for clean energy & food security 🌍

Millions of kids don’t get the food they need to grow. The #ChildNutritionFund is a solution and we can all help fund it fully. #ForEveryChild help.unicef.org/en/child-nutri…

@ekun_II You booked a flight to arrive the day of the cruise? That’s literally the worst thing to do.

I will not send you guys DMs; I will make it public. My family has been planning this vacation for over 9 months. We paid for our suite on the cruise for a family of 5, totaling upwards of $7,000. We are supposed to arrive at the harbor by 2 p.m., with the ship sailing at 4. We booked a super-early flight that cost a little over $1,400, and I paid $240 for extra luggage. For this vacation, my wife and I cleared our calendars, with a running cost of at least $30,000 for the whole week. Last night we tried to check in but realized the flight was overbooked, and even after checking in, we weren’t assigned seat numbers. I also paid $80 for remote parking at DFW for 6 days, just for convenience. We told my wife we had to get to the airport. Our flight was at 6:30 a.m., so we left home at 3:30 a.m. and arrived before 5 a.m. The first attendant told us there weren’t enough flight attendants, so the flight was cancelled. We spoke to another one, who said it was a weather issue in Miami. What I know is that the flight went to Miami, but because it was overbooked, they randomly cancelled some passengers. What upsets me most is that my wife warned me about this airline. Also, my son is supposed to turn 9 on Wednesday, all of that is gone. Royal Caribbean did not refund our money. My children’s spring break and my son’s birthday have been ruined just because we booked with Spirit Airlines.

@StevenWayneArt @HMBohemond Didn’t Lawrence Kasdan write this?

@HMBohemond The very first line of The Force Awakens was a dig at the Prequels. JJ Abrams really thought he was “fixing” Star Wars.

Casual reminder: JJ Abrams hated the Star Wars Prequels so intensely he put a scene in The Force Awakens where Coruscant is destroyed as a literal middle finger to George Lucas. His bosses made him change it to another system which required a post-hoc lore addition where the New Republic capital moved to the Hosnian system.

Does anyone have an interest in me doing something like this? Or do people not even do these?

@starwarsforge Deepest condolences, man

I'll be taking another social media hiatus for a little bit my beloved dog Bex passed away today of cancer she was discovered to have a tumor on her spine. 2013 - 2025

@jtimsuggs Take a shot every time Shaak-Ti dies

People on this app will love to tell you Ki-Adi Mundi’s birthday “Broke Canon” and then turn around and praise The Force Unleashed, a game where Shaak-Ti dies for the second time.

@MattBinder Didn’t Giuliani win due to Staten Island? They’ve clearly got some issues

how the hell does this happen in Staten Island this whole race was a mirage Cuomo never had a chance

@Josh0102030420 @SnarkQueenBee Did you get her number on the wall?

@SnarkQueenBee You're in Denver, CO. Good to know. MAGA is taking in all info of people who post the threat against our POTUS. If the FBI doesn't get ya 1st, someone will 😁🖕🏻

@whatifitspriv Most of the rereleases are nearly empty. Meanwhile rereleases of OT and PT Star Wars movies are packed

@cinekyle95 It's gotten to the point that I'll swipe left on a guy on Tinder if he has Harry Potter in his interests. Sure, maybe it was from a decade ago when it was more relevant and not a signal of hatred, but it is now. Remove it. Or I want nothing to do with you.

Guys, it is 2025. JK Rowling is ONLY relevant anymore for her hate-filled takes about trans people. It is time we, as a collective, stop talking about Harry Potter. No more fanfic, no more discussions of the books or films, no more bashing it even. Just let it go.

@FemApologetics @nietzscheh @PastorNinja That doesn’t make it better.

@nietzscheh @PastorNinja It’s possible under the circumstances to induce delivery early. Maybe even the start of the 3rd trimester.

See her? Take a really good and long look. I met her, yesterday. Her mother is a 13-year old girl who was raped. See him? He's the Christian man who convinced the girl to let her live. Then, he adopted her. Take a good look, Pro-aborts. This is how you redeem an evil situation.

@PastorNinja So he forced a 13 year old rape victim to give birth so he could have a kid?

@doublek1419 @_cingraham If I had a dollar every time it wasn’t, I could buy Disney and have enough leftover to seriously consider buying Twitter.

Minnesota Republican state Senator Justin Eichorn, co-author of the "Trump Derangement Syndrome" bill that just made headlines, was arrested yesterday in Bloomington for allegedly soliciting sex with a 16-year-old girl. minnesotareformer.com/2025/03/18/gop…

@josiahhughes Literally 100% of The Onion is satire. All fake names, jokes, etc.

the onion letting a billionaire write an oped for them is just fucking… lame. sorry i know some of you are friends with them or even work there but like. this sucks.

Goddammit, everyone stop. He ruined it.

The Republicans were completely flat footed by the “weird” comments and the Dems thought it was bad?! Jesus Christ, the Dems wanted to lose.