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Citidel Securities

@citidelsec

Just trying to spread some truth about the financial sector and our shady dealings! At citadel securities we prefer our deals in and out our back door. Satire.

Miami, FL Katılım Eylül 2021
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Citidel Securities
Citidel Securities@citidelsec·
@jimcramer Buying all cryptos, NFT’s, IPOs, SPACs, and life savingses!
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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
Should politicians be able to trade?
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Steve Baker
Steve Baker@SteveBakerUSA·
🚨BREAKING🚨 My attorney has just been notified by @FBI that I am going to be charged by @TheJusticeDept for my journalistic efforts on #Jan6. I have to self-surrender on Tuesday. Charges are yet unknown. Stay tuned for more information to follow this afternoon.
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Wall Street Mav@WallStreetMav·
So WTC building #7 was not hit by anything. It was just a fire supposedly from the neighboring tower that reached #7. Can anyone show me another building, on fire, that has ever fallen in this manner? I am fully open to seeing other evidence. But this is just unusual that it would fall in such an even and controlled manner. Can anyone convince me that this was just a fire and nothing else going on? Thanks.
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Citidel Securities@citidelsec·
@iron_minds @davidrlroberts @dom_lucre Fall down go boom without any reason. Fell down through a perfect implosion because some of the fire debris landed on the roof? Give me a break. That whole day was planned. Follow the stock options plays on 9/11. Who made the most money that day? Nobody talking about that.
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext·
Name a colour without the letter "e"
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unusual_whales
unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
Mark Zuck of $META is apparently eating 4,000 calories a day, including McDonald's Quarter Pounders, apple pies, and McFlurrys, per BI.
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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
Subway has claimed that nearly 10,000 people signed up to change their name to 'Subway' in exchange for free sandwiches for life
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Citidel Securities
Citidel Securities@citidelsec·
@unusual_whales No. Elon will bitch out. And Elon’s father will be even more disappointed in him. Elon’s father really wants to see Elon get the crap kicked out of him.
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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
Will Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg fight?
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DayTraderRoo@Andrew40120·
Is $AMC a Ponzi scheme ⁉️
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Matt Wallace@MattWallace888·
This UK officer had 7 of her coworkers arrest an autistic girl for saying she looks like a lesbain! What do you think?
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Hoops@Hoopss·
$100 to anyone who could do this
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Crazy Clips@crazyclipsonly·
Rape suspect tries to jump out of 6th floor hotel window in Ohio 😳
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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
25% of college graduates don’t make more than the typical high school grad, per Bloomberg.
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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
North Korea says it will launch its first-ever military spy satellite to monitor U.S. drills, per CNBC.
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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
College students expect to earn $103,880 in their first job, according to CNBC.
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Jim Cramer@jimcramer·
my thirty fifth garden begins with spices!
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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
Would you get a Neuralink chip in your brain?
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Jim Cramer@jimcramer·
Taylor Swifties!
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