CJ Goldman

Call your mom. Call your dad too, he misses you just as much. Tell your friends you love them. Stay positive and live everyday to its fullest.

Your first look at #ProjectHailMary. Trailer launches Monday.

I’m thrilled to be returning to the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest. This event means the world to me. It’s a cherished tradition, a celebration of American culture, and a huge part of my life. (1/3)

The Return of the Prodigal Son, by Guercino, 1651

What surviving the great SF Tsunami taught me about B2B sales 🧵

listening to vampire weekend

Breaking: Jim Harbaugh is leaving Michigan to accept the head coaching job with the Los Angeles Chargers, sources tell ESPN. The Chargers get their man while the national champions now have a head-coach opening.

THATS MY COACH

“Hope you’re all feeling refreshed after the break” I binge-drank and ate nothing but sugar for 10 days it’s a miracle I’m alive

don't be a d*ck, repost to #probowlvote for cameron dicker

The national nightmare is finally over

duck fans turning on the beav/washington game.

USC has dismissed defensive coordinator Alex Grinch, sources tell @YahooSports.

mooondayyy niteeee

Dearest mother — I hope my appearance on the magical, moving picture box filled you with joy. As you could see, my resolve has never been more robust. Squirrel oil and your peppered chipmunk feet have kept me sturdy. Life is splendid. Give the cows my best. I love you. — Andrew