I quite enjoy the snooker but it could be enhanced during the boring safety battles if they had old Kate Garraway parading round the fucking table in her fucking knickers occasionally strumming on her fucking monkey.
Tits out obvs 🤙🏿😎
First morning walk on our weeks holiday here in Lanzarote, by the pool and clocked a rogue nipple escaping from it's enclosure. Total win. Fifth live nipple seen this holiday, and only day one. That's obviously counting my own and the missus's.
21 year old hit on me at the bar last night, i mentioned to him the age difference between us and he leans over and tells me “i wouldn’t strangle a lion but id choke a cougar”
oh!
Been taking my dog on the school run, now the mum I fancy has started bringing hers so they can play together. She smiled and see you tomorrow. I know nothing will happen but as a middle aged man existing in a sexless marriage, this is the highlight of my year.
