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@TrpstrLeonOG So move out The house will be rented by lunchtime to someone else. Market economics in play is a real thing. Just because you don’t understand it… anyway, blame your public school system.

My landlord raised my rent $340. I asked why. "Market rate adjustment." I googled my landlord. He owns 34 properties. Manages them through 3 LLCs. Lives in a $1.3 million house. Has never fixed my heating properly. My rent increase is his mortgage payment on preperty number 35. I am not a tenant. I am a revenue stream who gets to sleep here.

@SenWarren You are personally responsible for all those people losing their jobs. Shame on you. ANd to come out and with a “Trump bad” take on things completely horseshit. You have become a fucking joke.

Spiking fuel prices from Trump’s war was the nail in the coffin for twice-bankrupted Spirit airline. FWIW, JetBlue merger failed because a judge, appointed by Ronald Reagan, said the deal was illegal. Republicans are desperate to shift blame from higher costs hitting families.

@krassenstein You are a fucking pussy.

Trump: “when this is over, you'll have a world without a nuclear weapon with Iran”. FACT: Iran has no nukes now nor did they ever and Obama’s nuclear deal would have ensured this. But you tore it up.

@Jennnyyyyyy 13. And after reading these comments, it's time to shut down the Department of Education.

What is the weight of Wolf? 🤔 Difficulty - Hardest 😉

@ariaradnia Should bulls feel good about 5 years of getting clapped? Of course stock price affects sentiment. What kinda bullshit statement is this?

I don't even keep up with $SOFI nor am I particularly bullish on it But it's fascinating seeing sentiment turn on another name SIMPLY due to the price going down

@TheRealJBx Which big chicken processor lobbied for this one? Congress can't agree on shit...but somehow are taking victory laps on rotisserie fucking chicken.

Rotisserie Chickens will soon be able to be purchased with SNAP funds. Thoughts?

@GovPressOffice Failing...lmao. Joe Rogan isn't on Spotify. Spotify is on Joe Rogan.

JOE "LITTLE GUY" ROGAN IS TOO CHICKEN TO HAVE ME ON HIS FAILING PODCAST BECAUSE HE KNOW I'D CRUSH HIM, SO HE TAKES CHEAP SHOTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY AS HE GETS RELEGATED TO IRRELEVANCY. ALL TALK, NO ACTION. I'M READY WHEN YOU ARE, "LITTLE GUY." OR KEEP HIDING!!!! — Governor GCN

@GavinNewsom Did they rig better than you? Whats the complaint here, Mr Gerrymander in chief?

Louisiana’s GOP governor just declared a STATE OF EMERGENCY to CANCEL an election. Not for a storm — but to redraw maps so he can ERASE a historically Black district. They’re not even hiding it. MAGA is rigging elections to silence YOU.

@lockin_500 @CMONEYMAKER Yeah i read it. What's Mount Rushmore to you? The most skilled player? He's not making the top 4. But for most impact on the game? That's a strange thing to try to discredit. Yes if Joe the plumber won we would celebrate him instead. And if my Aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

@cjm43x @CMONEYMAKER Did you bother to read the post? The story would have existed regardless who had won. Instead of accountant from Tennessee it might have been plumber from Toronto. It’s the story that mattered and the production team was always going to make it a story.

It still amazes me Chris Moneymaker gets all the credit he does for the poker boom. He just happened to be the one that one that won in 2003. The WSOP production team would have made a *production* around whoever won that year. Nothing against Chris, but cmon…credit where credit is due. WSOP production team created one of the best marketing campaigns of all time.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz is about to lose her congressional seat because of redistricting in Florida. What job will she be doing one year from today?

@HighYieldHustle Im not sure you should be full porting into anything.

Being in your 20’s and full porting $SCHD is one of the worst decisions you can possibly make.

@amitisinvesting Google has lagged the others. Only reason its not taking a shit. CEOs should take a page out of Intel's playbook. Go on TV and beg the tax payers for money saying you are fucked and cant compete otherwise. Then the gov't comes to your rescue. The feds are making $$ on $intc

what type of pump and dump are the market makers doing with big tech today after earnings 😂 $META worst day since October 2025 $MSFT back to $400 $AMZN quickest $14 reversal I’ve ever seen $NVDA taken down below $200 looks like $GOOGL is the market’s favorite holding onto it’s +5% pretty crazy swing from yesterday

@TeamEvilLeft @VanjaPoker Chris Moneymaker is the reason the WSOP is as successful as it is. He is the reason half of all people my age even started playing poker. He's not the best player by far, imo. But he's had a bigger impact on tournament poker than anyone. Agreed.

@VanjaPoker Ivey Ungar Brunson Moneymaker I get Chip Reese though I think Chris’s impact is beyond though

If poker had a Mount Rushmore, who is on it? My picks: Doyle Brunson Phil Ivey Stu Ungar Chip Reese What would you change?

@DeepNightLabs Float tripled in the same time period. now at 1.4 billion shares.

$SOFI is barely over its IPO price 11$. Let that sink in. Profitable, Bank Charter, million member quarters, accelerating growth, massive unaided brand awareness ticking up, but because of some taxes and an underperforming tech platform, the business is being painted as dead by bears. This too shall pass. It won’t stay down forever, and I imagine in the back half of this year we’ll see incredible growth in EPS as well as the other metrics. If you have been a shareholder for as long as I have, we’ve been here before.

@Atticus44351 @TFervida3 @anthonynoto Are you retarded? The ONLY job of the CEO is to drive shareholder value. Fuck out of here with this bullshit broke bitch take.

@TFervida3 @anthonynoto Stop being a clown...Noto's job isn't to worry about the stock...it's only to worry about the business. Grow up!

2026 is shaping up to be a great year with a strong Q1 leading the way. We set new records and delivered: 👉 $1.1 billion in adjusted net revenue up 41% year over year with 31% EBITDA margins 👉  1.1 million new members 👉  1.8 million new products These strong results reflect our relentless focus each and every day to bring the best products, best experience and best value to our members and clients. Thank you for trusting @SoFi to get your money right. t.co/JmT0SRhoU3

@FunOfInvesting Wow Rip your portfolio

In a few minutes, 25% of my portfolio is reporting earnings. $AMZN $META Just a few hours after 30% of my portfolio reported this morning $SOFI What a day to be alive for.

@insiderinvests Capitulation. Was today enough to trigger it?

$SoFi This is the moment retail gets out and institutions get in

- $SoFi investors after record revenue new member sign ups and being flat over the last 5 years

@stonkzguy @anthonynoto Dont like it? Ligma balls, twat.

@cjm43x @anthonynoto Hey guys, cjm43x’s 20 shares are only up +29% in the last year. We need to fire Anthony Noto IMMEDIATELY! The only reason he hasn’t yet is because all the board members are cucks! Honestly, just delete your app and stop doomscrolling. Go invest in Allbirds