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Just realized Fermin will be 27 years old at the next World Cup

@sidneycrassby a uniquely 14 years old hangup as well

being mad about 19 year old macklin celebrini getting sloshed on a night off in switzerland is a uniquely american hangup and you would know that if you ever traveled outside the US

@NotsuperMario86 @spelunky_ both of those are bigger rivalries than sharks ducks atm but it’s still one of the biggest rivalries for both teams. they’re in the same state ffs

@spelunky_ I thought it was sharks kings and ducks kings as the rivalries

we need to bring back rivalries bc why do newer sharks fans not realize anaheim is their biggest rival? you can’t like both, that’s like being a devils & rangers fan

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Messi when he reaches 999 goals.

Mbappe is now the 5th attacker on the team

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@MacinnisGiles29 @EthelSluggs they’re both literally canadian too, they can legally drink at home. even if they were getting drunk on the street in the US idk why anyone would care, it’s summer and they’re grown men

@EthelSluggs Drinking age in Switzerland is 16. They perfectly find

Also why is only Mack a pr nightmare and not also Sam Dickinson who is 1) also 19 and 2) also drunk as fuck in that same video 😭

"we shouldn't care about mack and dickie getting drunk in switzerland because they're of legal drinking age there" i'm gonna be so honest fam i would not give a single fuck if they got caught in 4K getting absolutely sloshed in the middle of salt lake city

macklin celebrini is just like me i love alcohol and sidney crosby

Oh man, words can’t describe how gutted I am for Fermin. Had the season of his life, was all set for the World Cup, only for a meaningless game right at the end of the season to ruin it all. 🤦‍♂️

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐈́𝐍 𝐋𝐎́𝐏𝐄𝐙 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐏 😞 The midfielder has suffered a fracture in his right foot and will undergo surgery.

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