C.J. Vana

"I don't like adventures, animals, hiking, the beach, traveling, astrology, or music festivals." - Me flirting

What is also deeply embarrassing about this is that time and again we learn followers don’t translate to viewers. Hollywood has become so cowardly they’d rather have a false sense of safety than make any decision based on taste alone

This is so fuckin depressing. Every one of us should be fighting against this pure capitalism machine they’re trying to disguise as art

Pyschopath involved in assassination attempt. No word yet on the assassin’s mental condition.

JD Vance introducing Tr*mp at the RNC this week

One of the greatest honors of my life was the privilege of serving as commander-in-chief, and with pride also came sometimes heartbreak and loss. And the sober recognition of the sacrifices that so many Americans and their families have made to preserve our freedom. On Memorial Day, we honor the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country. We owe them so much, and their memories will never be forgotten.

This is not the story. The story is the excellent speech itself, which I believe is very much worth watching.

This is exceptional. If I knew a speech like this would’ve been coming to me in four years, I may have actually considered going to college. Jerry Seinfeld | Duke's 2024 Commencement Address youtu.be/76QV2SrSqgo?si… via @YouTube

Filthy rich? Done. One REALLY big bicep? Yes. An epic night out with Peyton Manning, @postmalone & @danawhite? The Bud Light Genie’s here in our Super Bowl LVIII commercial to make it happen

Plz don’t text me if you “happy about the rain”

Buckle up, Super Bowl LVIII is gonna be a wild ride

@MiaSerafino Ohhhhhh, *that’s* how that’s happening….

love messaging friends from the computer without them knowing and just scaring them with my rapid fire manic AIM style texting

@chrisfairbanks Genuinely one of my favorite specials ever.

Watched my comedy special for the first time since the editing process, and my feelings were kinda hurt by “scattered applause” written several times in the subtitles. “In case you’re deaf, just know…it’s not like he’s killing right now” #rescuecactus

Does anyone else blow out a candle, immediately forget that you blew out said candle, and then start screaming, “SOMETHING’S ON FIRE!!!”?

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Well put!!!

Is there anything in Revelations about constantly seeing ads featuring one person, playing two different people, telling the ‘other’ themself (who’s just wearing different clothes) about whatever they’re selling? ’Cause it… I don’t know, it feels kinda end-of-the-world-y to me…

I don’t know a ton about the drag queen story hour controversy, but it does seem odd that parents are so adamant their children know a guy in drag is “not really a woman,” while simultaneously convincing those same children that a guy on a work release IS the real Easter Bunny.

The beginning of the end was when people started watching videos of people reacting to videos. We all just let that happen.

Among the innumerable amount of stupid things people say and do, I think my current favie is when someone posts a link TO NEWS COVERAGE, and within the post types something like, “why is no one covering this?!?”