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JD Vance introducing Tr*mp at the RNC this week

@nypost Uncanny likeness

Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked trib.al/lwsWCbT

@haneylisse All that just to drink Jack Daniel’s? 🥴

This is how whiskey should feel…

@iAnonPatriot It’s one thing to do it, fine. But why the need to record it and post it? Just be a parent for your kids and not for clout.

Liberals are absolutely FURIOUS that a father told his children to stop disrespecting “his wife”.. I saw nothing wrong with this interaction.

@mattswaim @Taglialoro It’s the priests words that matter “I baptize you in the name of the father, of the son, and of the Holy Spirit”. Without those words no baptism takes place regardless of intent

@Taglialoro This person said the words but I am going to point out you can’t say the words over yourself

Priest friends How would you respond to an Easter Vigil visitor who wonders if they got drive-by baptized during the rite of sprinkling since they said the congregational responses, got hit w/the aspergillum, and crossed themselves I think I know what to say but just checking

@paperssil @ian44accordx What about theater queens? 🥺🥹

When gay guys turn 25, they have to pick a subclass: - mental health bloggers / photoshoot models - lgbt charity activists / speakers - fitness and 10k run gays - pokémon and/or digimon gays - Stans - books/film gays - STEM and PhDs - dog /or cat gays

@conservmillen And if he didn’t post, you’d be screaming that he’s ignoring Christians. The goal posts are on wheels for you people.

I really don’t like hearing non-Christians talk about Easter as if it’s some abstract allegory. It’d be better not to talk about it at all. Good Friday isn’t about sacrifice. It’s about Jesus’s sacrifice. God-made-flesh shed his blood on the cross for our sins, so that by grace through faith we could be forgiven and reconciled to God. Acts 4:12: “And there is salvation in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.”

@BVMConsolatrix @catholicchristo god you really are a whiney little bitch 😂

@catholicchristo Couldn’t care less how you feel. Go pour yourself a cosmo and emote to your wife while she manages your family’s finances.

If @BishopBarron can question the damnation of Judas, you can question the canonization of John Paul II.

@StealthMedical1 He wasn’t the patriarch until November of 2020 you dolt. 9mos after the covid lockdown started

Cardinal Pizzaballa closed all the Churches in Jerusalem for all functions during Covid the entire year. It’s ok then but during an act of war with cluster munitions it’s not ok?!

@BVMConsolatrix You mean Old Catholic because that’s the “church” you belong to

@FatherAltman Geez you’re such a whiney little bitch

THANK YOU, FAT DOLAN, FOR CONFIRMING HOW COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT YOU ARE TO THE REAL CATHOLIC CHURCH. Fat Dolan dared to wave in our faces something that looked like a jelly donut even as he said we had to to learn to fast like Muslims. NO, Fat Dolan, we need to learn to fast like Jesus. Muslims pig out during the nights of Ramadan, and studies show they eat even more calories per day than during the rest of the year. That's not the way Catholics fast, Dolan, but then, clearly you don't know the first thing about it. MEMO TO DOLAN: You are a fraud of a Catholic Shepherd, you have NOT condemned the Pachamama popes, you have NOT publicly condemned pro-abort politicians and have committed sacrilege by allowing them to receive Holy Communion, and ... the list is long, Dolan. YOU BETRAYED AND ABANDONED THE FLOCK during the Covid Hoax and you and your lavender mafia have NOT repented (St. John the Baptist demands evidence of your repentance.) YOU. ARE. IRRELEVANT.

@itshinner Anthony Hopkins did the same thing in Silence of the Lambs with 16mins of screen time. Won best actor

imagina ganhar o oscar com um filme de terror, única indicação do filme e ter só 14 min de tela

@ChristnNitemare Requirement for church membership: a 35 bmi or higher

The American Dream…

@FrostThaGod 500mil in the bank and he chose THAT backsplash? Sad

Kai Cenat released a video saying streaming was holding him back from his real passion Vivet but he's grateful he was able to make over 900 million from streaming to pursue his fashion and acting career 😬 "I have over 500 million in the bank my streaming days are over chat"

@Catholicizm1 While a nice practice, there’s no obligation to get ashes. So this shouldn’t really be a problem for anyone

Can a Catholic receive ashes at a Lutheran Church on Ash Wednesday if he can’t get to a Catholic parish?

@JhWesten Because they’re all wearing gloves

NOT. A. SINGLE. ONE. RECEIVED ON THE HAND. Mass for the new Swiss Guards before their swearing in ceremony this morning.

@m_jude_simone @TaylorRMarshall I don’t know PA but Holy Innocents is in the garment district in Manhattan…two blocks from Macys and Herald Sq. . Not exactly a blighted area haha

@pensiveuphoria @TaylorRMarshall Oh! That is the case for most of these beautiful works of God. Holy Ghost in Bethlehem, PA- Holy Innocents in NYC and the list goes on. They’re always in these blighted areas.

@m_jude_simone @TaylorRMarshall If only it wasn’t in a terrible neighborhood

@TaylorRMarshall You are correct! It is exquisite. Heartbreaking that there are only a hand full of people present for daily Mass. If only they had the Latin Mass there.

@EricLDaugh But let’s make sure to film it so people can know how genuine he’s being lol

🚨 JUST IN: Senator Ted Cruz personally removes graffiti on the side of a highway that said "F--K Charlie Kirk," declares, "Texans don't have to look at this hateful GARBAGE anymore." 💯🔥

@49eerfc It could have been worse. You could have been fired for having a flat ass. That would be more insulting 😅🤣

@sharknateo Maybe wait 7-10 days. Just in case 😅

To the muscular Latino boy who just walked out of the sti clinic at the same time as me, do you wanna get married