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the haters don’t get what it’s like to be as snug as a bug in a rug. but i do. i get it.

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

need my old hookups to see my radical left story posts today so they can finally LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!!!!!

Did someone say election?

early results are in!

you two were made for each other ❤️ (derogatory)

In for fall 2024: - smoking - being a brunette - lies

You’ll be having a good day and here comes a cyber truck.

i call her george cause she got that w bush

the invisible string between me and any may who is speculated to be gay, has substance dependencies, & has undiagnosed adhd

@constancemixonn so real so true

Replacing “I’m going to kill myself” in my vocabulary with “Oh dear”

@constancemixonn haven’t been on here bc my twitter logged me out for weeks and i just changed the password today 😻

@constancemixonn ur super cool roommate is in the dining room if u wanna discuss fall festivities

he SAID he wants to hear those club classics

good luck finding my waist

How your email finds me

#ibelieveyousee2badbitches 💅🏻