Chris Kenward

@RAF_Luton Everything about this one is peak Luton. BZ.

Photo of the Day: The Millennium Falcon undergoing a £800.85bn refit at HNAS Yeovilton (Gloucestershire) to make her ready for this year's #MayTheFourth celebrations May the Force be with you! #StarWars Photographed from a Canberra

@BigBearF1 Welcome back Bear. This place is all the better for your jokes!

Mornin troops. During my absence, it has come to my attention that I have more friends on here than I realised. I had to step away from socials for a while, needed to stop pretending I was alright when I clearly wasn’t. Since 1996, after returning from Bosnia, I have been battling PTSD, compounded by the last 589 days by the absence of my kids. So I had to step away from negativity in its entirety and try and reset and find a better place to try and cope with the constant battles I’m fighting in my head. I felt it was unfair to keep you incredible people who took time to message of your concern. So I’m immensely grateful, humbled and honoured to be followed by such incredible ladies and gents I have following me out there. I will try and bounce back, I’ve run out of LEGO to build, (Amazing for mental health) so I’ll try and dig out some jokes and try and get things back to some sort of normality for you all. Thank you again, and thanks for sticking with me. B. 💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻🇬🇧🍻x.

@SgtMajFrenchie @Kirky_Kirkwood Good to have you back Sarnt Major!

‘I hear you were hacked, Sergeant Major.’ ‘Yes, Sir.’ ‘And you lost all your followers?’ ‘Yes, Sir.’ ‘Hard to take.’ ‘Most of them were Army officers, Sir, so I really didn’t mind.’ @Kirky_Kirkwood #hacked #horses

@CarlyPildis Thank you for bearing witness.

I am seeing a lot of posts about Briahna Joy Gray, Aaron Mate, Ryan Grim and their horrific denial of mass rape on 10/7. I want to be really clear. It happened. I saw photos of the bodies. I was privileged to be invited to a private briefing at the Israeli embassy and shown photos that are not open to the public for privacy reasons. What I saw will haunt me to my dying day. I met with members of the Dinah Project. They are honorable, righteous, and true. There is ample evidence. There are eyewitnesses including 10/7 survivors, medics and legal experts who have seen the videos and photos. There are now living survivors coming forward. Most of the public doesn’t understand, we are talking about extreme and very particular types of sexual violence - including genital mutilation, gang rape, and rape as murder - happened simultaneously in multiple locations. That’s not coincidental - that’s coordinated. What deniers demand as evidence is not consistent with western modern rape law. The standard they are asking for is ever shifting, but would never be demanded in a court of law. Video of rape and murder? A woman who is raped and murdered cannot get justice if she is not alive to testify? Your hatred of Israeli women is so strong it endangers every woman in the world. The fight to recognize the horrors of rape in 10/7 is critical to global justice. It’s a fight for all women. Deniers are no different than holocaust deniers and should be treated with the same contempt.

@John_Dabell Happy Xmas John.

Life is the greatest gift you’ll ever have.

@John_Dabell Make it so Mr Dabell!

Today I’m in hospital exploring photobiomodulation - a potential therapy for my throat fibrosis and swallowing issues. Think Star Trek dermal regenerators, but real! It is a targeted light (lasers and LEDs) designed to support tissue repair, calm inflammation, and reduce pain. I may not be able to eat and drink without risk ever again, but this could help. I'm still exploring, and I'm still hopeful because I can't afford to think any other way. I'm interested whether my appointment will be with an Emergency Medical Hologram!

@Camoscott1234 @austlii @fchralph @jeremy_gans They have sent decisions since 14th Feb, but not for decisions later than 14th Feb -- last week they sent us some for Jan 2025 & some for 2024.

@austlii @fchralph @jeremy_gans Has Div 2 of the FCFCOA (family) not sent any decisions since 14 Feb 2025?

Over six months since we were promised (by the Guardian, anyway) Brett Sonnet's reasons for dismissing a constitutional challenge to Victoria's Nazi salute law.

@KyleReidhead Introduce him to $PAXG from @paxos ... physical gold on chain. Everyone wins :-)

my girlfriends dad told me to buy GOLD last year and I laughed at him told him he was a boomer and crypto was the future he's coming over tonight for dinner what do i do?

Intersect offers a wide range of technology solutions designed to empower research across various disciplines. Check out our case study on groundwater recharge and the technology solution we provided intersect.org.au/case-study/mea…

Congratulations to AustLII’s Founding Co-Director, Professor Andrew Mowbray, and current Managing Director, Professor Philip Chung, on being appointed Members of the Order of Australia (AM) 👏 Their work in improving access to Australian law has been invaluable. #auslaw

@austlii is delighted to announce that it’s Co-Directors Professor Andrew Mowbray and Professor Philip Chung have been made Members of the Order of Australia in the recent Australia Day awards austlii.edu.au/austlii/announ…

The first decisions made by the Administrative Review Tribunal have recently been published on @AustLII. Learn more on our website art.gov.au/about-us/our-r…

@TheKeepersNFT gm

@BigBearF1 My 8 yr old would buy some of those off you if it meant she didn't have to eat her veggies 🤣

I'm really pleased with my vegetable patch. Haven't wanted a vegetable in weeks.

@Mr_Andrew_Fox I'm lucky - the mrs, raised in country Australia, has ninja skills and can just pluck them out of the air in the dark if they get too close to her ... generally whilst I cower in bed with the sheet up to my chin!

There’s a whiny bitey fly in my bedroom and I’m hunting it down with my iPhone torch like a Second World War anti-aircraft searchlight. This fucker is going down like a Heinkel 111.

@AskCapitalOneUK Thank you!

@cken99 Hi Chris, I'm sorry to hear about this. Please can you call us on 03444 812 812 (Monday to Friday 7am - 9pm, Saturday & Sunday 8am - 5pm), or send an email over to socialmedia@capitalone.com. Thanks, Sam

Hi @AskCapitalOneUK , someone opened an account with you and gave you my email address! How do we fix this?

@SolportTom AtWaBfpUHeeqVpFBVK1SMVrcedYYSNrXU9CdRThjzho1

We’re building a database of active Solana wallets with X accounts for an idea we had for the BONKpad. Every reply will be logged/stored programmatically, no promises on what it’s for but it may come into play. Comment your wallets below. 👇 🐶🤖

@todayyearsold @AlboMP - time to declare August 8th as the Succulent Chinese Meal Day public holiday and give us the day off to have a long lunch 🙂

Jack Karlson, the man who had the funniest arrest ever, has died. He deserves a statue. Long live this legend.

@Mr_Andrew_Fox Wherever he is now I hope there is a Chinese meal, a succulent Chinese meal.