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I got dumb thoughts brewin’. Prepare accordingly. #hanstine

Why does the state of Florida between Cape Coral and Fort Myers smell like weed? Is uncle Snoop Dogg in the state and I don’t know about it?

@Products How bout @Burberry givin me, a plain ol American in FL, a chance to throw a really bitchin house party in signature styyyyle! I’d be doin dat RIIIIGHT! #forreal #ohigotdis

Jennifer Saunders hosts Burberrys festive house party in signature style.

This. I read it & FELT it. Like mashed potatoes & meatloaf: comfort.💕🌺🥰 #hanstine #comfort #safespace

What if the Hokey Pokey really WAS what it’s all about? #hanstine

Oh. The #hanstine ? It’s Hans & Christine. All the cool couples do it. I… think. #hanstine

Got wedding anniv 10 years in Apr & bday 55 in Nov. How to cele? Booze piñata? Naked jump in the Gulf? Sleep? Fuuuuck. #hanstine

I took the Bugs Bunny turn & when I was 24 I lived in Albuquerque for a year. Daffy Duck ended up in Pismol Beach tho. #hanstine #beforeiwasstepmom

Fuck. Why am I here. Not a question, just a wtf moment. #hanstine #isanybodyhere

@joeybagovdonuts She liked the tube steak boogie. #what

What line from a classic rock song would you put on your gravestone?

I can dropkick a Murphy like nuthin. #intrusivethoughts #what

@joeybagovdonuts 2, bro.

Was told ‘You’re a crazy woman! That’s what I like about you.’ THAT is nevah a bad thing. #letyourcrazyflagfly

I've been runnin' my mouth about a Cookbook, Aprons & such.So I'm jumpin' in &DOIN' IT.How bout you help me out& give this a #RT to recommend me to pals. It doesn't cost anything to support a new project.Plz, TY &let's yum! Cheers~ CK #cookbook

@FifthThird Bologna. Total bologna. You don’t work on the side of ‘the little guy.’

Oh @FifthThird - you’re not making banking a #53better by not giving me access to my funds on a Sunday. It’s @NFL football season & no access to my funds even after AN HOUR online with customer service. #53rdworse

Super disappointed in @FifthThird Bank & their archaic banking practice of not making checking funds available after a deposit of the weekend. Hey… 2004 called & wants their way to do banking back. #badbusiness #thatsnottheway

@WisnewskiH4 Coach Bass was a stand up guy. So happy for the love you get everywhere.💛💪🏽You rock, kiddo! You do.🥹☺️ #superproud

Means so much that coach Bass came out to watch me play. Only person to give me an offer out of high school and came to watch me play my first Division 1 football game, thank you to the Bass and Brun’s families for coming out #family

𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐔𝐏 ⏭️ #FightAsONE | #RollHumps 🐪🏈