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my bush did 9/11
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fluttershy
fluttershy@hwrtyed·
how many days just in general like how many left
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Don Winslow
Don Winslow@donwinslow·
There is a GAPING HOLE in national weekend news. GAPING.
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۟@4NGELWING·
all quiet on the frontal lobe
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Joyce Carol Oates
Joyce Carol Oates@JoyceCarolOates·
speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he assumes no one is looking.
Jonathan Karl@jonkarl

Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack. "The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."

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Diane Yap
Diane Yap@RealDianeYap·
Why do men love to offer things that no one wants? "I would die for her" -- cool, no one asked you to die. Just be useful around the house, have a positive attitude and plan fun outings without being told.
Brian Sauvé@Brian_Sauve

A husband will run through a brick wall for a wife who: -is warm towards him -smiles at him -is sexually interested in him -doesn't nag him -cooks food he likes -dresses femininely -literally just likes him It's not complicated, ladies.

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wyatt dunkin
wyatt dunkin@WyattDuncan·
imagine being such a loser that you’re asking to go to pedophile island at 6am on Christmas morning
TrueAnon@TrueAnonPod

At the end of 2012, @elonmusk emailed Jeffrey Epstein asking if he had any parties planned as Elon needed to “let loose”

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josh (oldfriend99)
josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend99·
We need less Kid Rock and more kind rock
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josh (oldfriend99)
josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend99·
Imagine calmly stepping 3 inches to the right instead of blowing a woman's head off
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lonnie
lonnie@aubreyplazawyd·
I would have pissed myself laughing if my pelvic floor wasn’t so taut
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josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend99·
@Timcast Your dad drilled into you your whole life
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RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor)
It’s like how a man’s job will be to take out the trash but then he doesn’t actually bother to notice when the trash needs to be taken out, will not take out the trash unless prompted to do so thus putting the mental load of this task on his wife, and will not put a new bag into the bin once he has taken it out. The management of this task, its start and completion is still on the woman. He’s effectively just a mindless set of arms who still needs to be turned on and guided for this thirty second chore. He takes no ownership over his responsibilities, he is merely a passive appliance and 2/3 parts of completing this task still falls on his wife. It may sound trivial but when this dynamic is the case with every single chore it completely drains you.
emily may@emilykmay

men will often say that women exaggerate the amount of work they do in their families and downplay what their husbands do, but sociologists consistently find the opposite- particularly in women who consider themselves feminists. they will play up their husband's contributions.

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Heidi N. Moore
Heidi N. Moore@moorehn·
Say it louder please. You can't just let anyone into your life, with all your friends and colleagues and family. your life is not a dive bar that anyone can walk into. To be worth your time and care, that standard has to be high.
Salma@lallathurayya

Many people have terrible dating lives not because of poor standards but because you’re not enough of a hater before being a lover. You need to learn how to judge people based on principled & values & stop believing that anyone who gives you attention is worth of time & affection

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whimsy@asweetgirl444·
open toad shoes
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matt@mattybtweets69·
She’s no Stranger to my Thing. Season 5.
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Hello@VeinRichard·
when i was 12 i smoked weed out of a cicada husk and it completely changed my neurology forever
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