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Today’s American History Lesson: Puerto Rico has been part of the U.S. since 1898, and Puerto Ricans have been U.S. citizens since 1917 🇵🇷 🇺🇸 We’ve cheered many non-Americans at the #SuperBowl. Bad Bunny isn’t one of them. 🏈 🎤

@questionableway “Pit bull” is not a breed. Criminalizing bully breed ownership will not get rid of them. You’ll just be penalizing the people who are trying to own them responsibly and properly train. I’m sorry you had a bad experience with one of these dogs. Please stop trying to play eugenics.

i’ve been reading and i’ve come to the conclusion pitbulls probably shouldn’t be legal, or should at least have similar licensing requirements to exotic and wild animals

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

Hey @tkelce, You knew what you wanted and, boy, you gOTTER. Congratulations on your engagement! ❤️ Photos by Darcy, animal care team lead

me at the Feeling Sick with Guilt for Basic Acts of Existence Awards

the longest political position i’ve had, since i was a child, is being anti-war

Hey just following up on this

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying. Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt. Here's what 4 months of data revealed: (hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

@AlsopElijah Honored to be your first tweet 🙏

Happy Wolves Back day to all that celebrate 🐺

pope yes

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Hey i just thought of some bullshit. Do you want me to say it to you

school lunches should be free bc no child deserves to go without

iced coffee on an empty stomach when you’re already kind of in a weird mood

Salvador Dali or something idk Tomorrow is my last day at the pizzeria Never want to work in food service ever again in my life Cheers

what an unbelievably sad day made even worse by the fact that we have a president who is completely incapable of empathy and whose immediate reaction in the face of unspeakable tragedy is to start conspiracy shitposting on social