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Clara Turing
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Clara Turing
@claraturing
Intrepid Introvert //Half Bimbo Half Bilbo/ Scholar and Sensualist
Seattle, WA Katılım Şubat 2013
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It's a small tragedy that I don't work at a Bikini Barista anymore, because I just made the best banana bread cold brew.
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@CultofCami Frankie's, Aqua Bendita, Monday Swim are all in my closet .
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@z_belladonna My cost analysis for entertainment is bonkers tbh. Dinner AND a show?
For the low price of miso cod?
I am there.
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Nobu is the Chili’s of fine dining- I will not elaborate
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The need to be in a bikini on the beach is overtaking me little by little, day by day.
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If you have been waiting to see partnered content ... you might want to hop on by my 🌶️ site
and take a gander.
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The look I give you when you tell me your favorite dad joke (pls tell me more, I love them 🤣)
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I wanna add some more girls to my group chat 💌 like real girls who wanna make friends, support each other, and actually help each other make money 💕✨ no weird energy, no competition just growth together 🫶🏽🥰
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This does remind me that I have cosplayed as Christina Hendricks in Firefly and should do it again.
Clara Turing@claraturing
Here's looking at you kid
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Sexuality is a binary
You are either a Wes Anderson or a Christopher Guest.
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I'm so deep into Twitter jail people can't even see my replies/comments anymore 🥲
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@xo__sophia I love Vetchy designs but their quality is hit/miss.
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What swimwear brands are we loving lately?? I have a few upcoming trips that will require I be in a bikini most of the time and momma needs some new suits!
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Monarchs are an endangered species so if you are a home gardener- remember to plant milkweed and native flowering nectar plants.
The Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation has tons of info.
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Love unlocking the DLCs in the sex game
soph@cuntryqueen69
Did a sex position yesterday that I genuinely didn’t know was a real thing you can do and it felt good but it was so weird and I can’t stop thinking about it
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