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@ClassyGranty
Runner, Photographer, Trader and Christ Follower. My tweets are all IMHO - NFA… JBB…
Perth, Western Australia Katılım Şubat 2011
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The investor list tells you exactly what WHOOP is now.
$10.1 billion for a company that gives away a screenless rubber band. The device has no screen. No buttons. No display. The hardware is free with every subscription. WHOOP charges $199 to $359 per year for the right to look at your own biometric data in an app.
2.5 million members. $1.1 billion bookings run rate. 103% year-over-year growth. Cash flow positive. Those are SaaS metrics from a company that started as a wristband for CrossFit athletes.
Now look at who wrote checks. Qatar Investment Authority. Mubadala. Abbott. Mayo Clinic. Sovereign wealth funds and two of the largest healthcare institutions on Earth. QIA manages over $500 billion. Mubadala manages $300 billion+. These are the same funds buying stakes in global hospital networks, pharmaceutical pipelines, and biotech platforms. They did not invest $575 million because they think recovery scores are cool.
WHOOP sits on 24 billion hours of continuous physiological data. Heart rate variability, respiratory rate, skin temperature, SpO2, sleep architecture, blood pressure, ECG, and now blood biomarkers through Advanced Labs. From 2.5 million people wearing the device 24/7, generating data every single second.
Abbott makes glucose monitors, diagnostics equipment, and cardiac devices used in hospitals worldwide. Mayo Clinic runs one of the largest clinical research operations in medicine. When both of them invest in the same wearable company in the same round, they're buying a distribution channel for continuous patient monitoring outside the clinic.
The athlete investors are the packaging. Ronaldo, LeBron, Rory McIlroy, Virgil van Dijk. Their names make the fundraise go viral. Their actual function is keeping WHOOP positioned as a performance brand while the cap table quietly fills with healthcare infrastructure capital.
Previous valuation: $3.6 billion in 2021. Today: $10.1 billion. A 2.8x jump in five years, with the entire delta coming after WHOOP got FDA clearance for ECG and blood pressure monitoring. The regulatory moat is the valuation inflection.
Will Ahmed built a fitness tracker. The cap table says he's building the consumer front-end for the next generation of preventive medicine. The $10.1 billion bet is that the hospital of the future starts on your wrist.
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Seeker Airdrop is Live!
We’re thrilled to announce a special airdrop for @solanamobile users.
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@FFMikeKash @BigGameGregory What about a multiplier that stacks through out the season and applied to week 1, keeps gamesmanship afoot to the end
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@BigGameGregory To get 3rd or max PF regular szn payouts
There’s a way to make this work
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RIP @subberxyz 🪦
Thanks for the memories @mendoxai_
Grateful for the NFT season vibes 🫡
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The state of Missouri has completely eliminated capital gains tax, and even allows you to deduct 100% of all capital gains reported for Federal income from your state taxes.
Missouri is Bitcoin country.
Come to Kansas City and join us @KcBitcoiners.

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@gemchange_ltd @KyleDeWriter @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade Now, how to set up a copy trade bot in Polymarket … 🤣
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Jane Street Bots already entered Polymarket xD
While most traders chase narratives, one Polymarket account turned 15-minute crypto prediction windows into a mechanical profit engine.
Trader didn't build a sophisticated arbitrage bot.
He found something simpler, momentum lag on ultra-short timeframes.
Win rate: 99.5% algo accuracy on a long run
The system lives in 15-minute Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, and XRP markets.
It scans every active micro-window on the platform.
And looks for one specific signal: volatility compression into directional breaks.
When crypto moves hard in one direction, these short-window markets lag by 30-90 seconds.
The order books thin out. Prices stick. The market freezes while the asset keeps moving
He watches for 3-5% gaps between where the market should be and where it's priced.
Then it waits. 8-12 minutes on average. The market catches up. Position closes automatically.
Average return per trade: 50-150%
While everyone's watching the 5-second chart, JaneStreetIndia waits for the 15-minute market to break from reality.

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@HAL9000_RES @GMIgorSmirnov Can’t the King escape to b1 after Qxa3?
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Took a few seconds to find it.
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