˗ˏˋClaus Munchˎˊ˗ 🇩🇰

@tanujDE3180 Bloom filter...

Interviewer: You type a Gmail username and UI instantly shows "Username already taken" There are millions of users globally How does it check so fast?

@nicksortor "Where's your crown King TACO?!"

🚨 BREAKING — PEACE HAS PREVAILED: President Trump has announced a TWO WEEK SUSPENSION of bombing Iran, contingent on Iran OPENING the Strait of Hormuz THANK THE LORD! 🙏🏻 TRUMP: "Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

@MikeLevin It wasn't secret. It was in the news. The blowing up part, should come as no surprise..

This is truly insane, and it should be front page news across America.  Denmark secretly deployed soldiers to Greenland prepared to blow up airport runways to stop a U.S. invasion. They brought blood supplies to treat the wounded. France, Germany, Norway, and Sweden quietly coordinated against us. This was not a drill. This was our closest allies preparing to fight Americans. Let that sink in. NATO allies. Countries whose soldiers have fought and died alongside ours for decades. They looked at this president and decided they had to prepare for the worst. Fewer allies does not make America great. It makes us more isolated, more vulnerable, and it hands Russia and China exactly what they have always wanted: an America abandoned by its friends. The American people deserve to know how badly this president has damaged our standing in the world.  bbc.com/news/articles/…

@GetMochify @ThePrimeagen How is it bad?

@ThePrimeagen Ffmpeg is pretty bad for image conversion

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@VidarGander @tv2breaking Næppe. Marius er en voldtægtsforbryder og Marit er tydeligvis en løgner. Hvis man vil, kan man jo se konspirationer i alt, og den gryde ser det så ud til af du er faldet i.. "det er bare superfint"

@tv2breaking Rettssaken imot Marius Borg Høiby er sannsynligvis skapt og misbrukt for å svekke Norges konstitusjonelle grunnlag, Kongehuset. Den 'hybride krigføringen' vil bli kommentert og analysert i den ukentlige bloggserie, - med hovedfokus på Epstein-prosessene: bloguu.azurewebsites.net/uu_sdg2030/UU2…

@oost_marcel Then we just need to simplify the banking part..

🚨𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂: European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen unveiled EU–INC, a new framework that lets you launch a company in 48 hours for under €100 Starting a company across the EU today = 27 legal systems, 60+ company structures 🤯 That might be about to change… The European Commission just introduced 𝗘𝗨 𝗜𝗻𝗰., a new optional corporate framework designed to make Europe actually function like one market. Here’s what stands out: → Set up a company in 48 hours → Cost: < €100 → Fully online, no minimum capital → One single framework across all EU countries → Easier share transfers & fundraising → EU-wide employee stock options (huge for talent) Especially the EU-wide stock option plans, taxed only when employees actually sell (instead of when granted) is huge. This makes it far easier for startups to attract and retain top talent, finally putting Europe closer to the US playbook. Source/More info: ec.europa.eu/commission/pre… In short: This is Europe trying to compete with the simplicity of a Delaware C-Corp 🇺🇸 And honestly… it’s long overdue. For years, European founders had 2 choices: 1. Stay local and deal with fragmentation 2. Move to the US to scale 𝗘𝗨 𝗜𝗻𝗰. is trying to remove that trade-off. If executed well, this could be one of the most important structural changes for European startups in decades. What do you think?

@amartsushiro What is this madness? :) How does it export? What about the poly count?

@cpscott16 Yup, super sad to see the state of the US right now. We used to adore and look up to you, but now, with the current administration, there is a divide between us, that is hard to mend..

@clausmunch Yeah I saw that, that is how alliances are supposed to work.

They already have free healthcare in Greenland...so we are gonna give them...more free healthcare? I mean fuck us, right? Seriously, go look at the reports on this. Nobody has any idea what he's talking about. Not the Danish government not the government in Greenland. There is no specific health crisis or any kind of dangerous outbreak in Greenland, so this is just gonna cost Americans money for no fucking reason. What is this ship going to do? What are we doing here? Who is advising Trump? This is just expensive and dumb. Here is a short list of places that actually could use the ship: 1. Haiti 2. Sudan 3. Ukraine 4. Gaza 5. Myanmar

@awcodes1 Claude opus 4.6

Which LLM would you use to write the initial docs/readme for a laravel package/plugin given a code base that is ready for a stable release?

@MattWallace888 Because of f***** respect for someone that got injured? We live in a sick time, where everything has to be broadcasted to the hungry masses of s*ck f*cks that want to dwell in other peoples suffering..

Why is the Olympics trying so hard to cover this up? 😳

@r0ktech This! :)

The longer you spend in tech, the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never touch a computer in your life again.

@scottjduffy 2:44 PM: Give in and upgrade plan to Max 5X..

I can see now what people say about Claude Code. I've never hit a rate limit in Cursor or ChatGPT... 2:00 PM: Upgrade from the free plan to the paid plan. 2:10 PM: Ask it to recommend fixes to your code. 2:11 PM: Approve those recommendations. Wait 20 minutes while it works... 2:38 PM: You've hit your rate limit. Come back in a few hours...

@LMalacinski De har lige vist 4 fra Viborg på TV2 News. Intervieweren fra TV Midtvest prøvede da også sit bedst at få noget foravelse igang med at spørge til om hvordan hun havde det med at det var mændende der sad i de varme traktorer...

Hvorfor er det egentlig at stort set alle sneryddere er mænd? Kan man virkelig ikke finde nogen kvalificerede kvinder?

@MannicheMai @AarhusGinger Du er så langt ude Mai! Usmageligt menneske..

Hej Linda Charning, Jeg har netop set dit stærkt injurierende opslag. Jeg er virksomhedsejer og har designet mine smykker gennem nu 20 år. Vil du uden yderligere ophold straks slette dit stærkt injurierende og æreskrænkende opslag. Opslaget er videresendt til såvel politiet som vores advokat. Begge parter tager sådanne stærkt injurierende opslag meget alvorligt. Du kan mene om mig, hvad du vil, men virksomhedsskadelige løgne er strafbart. Det er ekstremt pinligt, at du som virksomhedsejer opfører dig sådan og åbenlyst med dine grove løgne, forsøger at skade andre kvindelige virksomhedsejere. Mvh Mai Manniche

Saw a post by @shiv_visual that did a slider in React. So I tried to recreate it in AlpineJS :) Thanks for the fun! #alpinejs

@NoContextHumans Denmark has "Huset på Christianshavn"

What does your country have?

@Drohwe @SommerTina @DanskErhverv @BrianAMikkelsen Men er det iværksætteri hun begår? Sådan ser jeg det bestemt ikke. Der er SÅ mange andre, som ville være LANGT mere kvalificerede til det. Jeg syntes at det er en skamplet at invitere hende ind..

Kære @DanskErhverv og @BrianAMikkelsen Det her må ganske enkelt være en ualmindeligt tidlig aprilsnar. Og ydermere er det en hån mod de mange dygtige danske kvindelige iværksættere, som ikke er set mage i nyere tid. Hvad fanden foregår der?

@EdKrassen Gemini says it's Penn Badgley..

This video from the Epstein files appears to be taken on an island (Perhaps Epstein island). In it, the DOJ attempted to redact a man's face but failed. Does anyone know who this man is at the end of the video?