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@nickshirleyy Hey watch out Nate, that MTG orc tackled a dude that was creeping on her around campus. Girls don’t like when the shorts in winter horse kid stalks them.

Dear Ilhan Omar, please stop committing fraud 🙏🏼 Sincerely, The US Taxpayer

@hullabalo0o0 @Acyn I don’t think you quite grasp the joke here, and I find it cute. The numbers never mattered, dear. Anyway I’d like to hear your definition of a mathematical device if you have time between door dashes.

@Acyn Democrats think they’re dunking on Trump by pointing out that it was a massive 83% reduction in price

RK JR: One of the Democrats was ridiculing President Trump for his math, and she was saying it's in mathematically impossible to have any drug drop by 600% cost. And I said, well, if the drug was $100 and it raised the price of $600. That would be a 600% rise. If it drops from 600 to 100, that's a 600% savings.  Trump: That’s right. RFK JR: The president used that mathematical device to illustrate the magnitude of the theft.

@bobbyportis1x Well just look at the age bracket? Busch IS trash, but you think these college adjacent gen z’s can afford better? A little sympathy for these poor POOR kids.

Bapple isn’t this good bro

@PatriotXV11 @WhiteHouse Is this it? MAGA dies. Meemaw either didn’t check her meme or she’s eating MAGA brains now? Who is your enemy sweetie? The racists you’re now condemning, or the rapist that put them where they are? It’s okay, take as much as you need.

@WhiteHouse Thank you!

If you've never been a panican... this pin's for you. 🇺🇸

@MamaPyou Hey kids, want to discover something REALLY awesome? Go find the OST’s and give ‘em a listen.

This game is a kid's game in the same way that kirby is a kid's game

@EdKrassen Imagine being this creep’s kids. Hey, Muffy and Buffy, your bald dad took you to lunch with the world’s most famous rapist, pedophile. Smile in your Christmas card photos or daddy will be VERY ANGRY.

BREAKING: Congresswoman Meng asks Howard Lutnick why he lied about the Epstein files, and Lutnick flat out refuses to answer the question, saying he has nothing to hide and will answer questions about Epstein some other time. “I have nothing to hide and I’m glad to answer the questions. Whatever questions you have on this topic I will be glad to answer…” What are they hiding? Why can’t he answer simple questions about Epstein?

@AtlantaPress @EYakoby Oof. Ooooooooooof. Weinstein here knows off-hand the age of consent of a whole ass country.

@EYakoby He said he had sex with the woman. He did not say that he raped her. In the UK the age of consent is 16 years old.

*Russel Brand admits to r*ping a 16 year old girl when he was 30* Moments later…

@GameStalgiaX Yeah it’s in the picture.

First game that comes to mind?

@CultureCrave Wait, a new game?

'Ecco the Dolphin: Complete' has been announced 🐬 It includes: • All versions of 'Ecco the Dolphin' • All versions of 'Ecco: The Tides of Time' • A brand-new Ecco game

@chefsevenn Gonna say something sweet to offset the savory and augment the rice’s profile?

Best drink to pair with this meal?

@Pixie1z All are fine depending on your mood and sobriety level? Are people saying no to any portion of spaghetti? Are you insane?

What is the right amount?

@Acyn Did she shit her kid out yet? She’s not very “cute-plump” eh?

Reporter: This war has already gone longer than he said it would. How long should Americans be prepared for this war to go on? Leavitt: President Trump ultimately will dictate the timeline, and he will do so when he feels he's in the best interests of the United States and the American people.

@Mugs0219 @HQNewsNow I’m pretty sure shelters and group homes have rules about the tardies getting on the DELL PC in the library and posting things, Darlene. Back to your room.

@HQNewsNow It’s still better than Kamaltoe 🤪🤪 There is no doubt in my mind the dirty Dems are paying him to say this shit.

Tucker Carlson: I’ll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. We’re implicated in this. I misled people.

@HQNewsNow Anyone believing one word of this shyster deserves what they get. This rich bitch says what gets him money and power. Jesus learn the trump lesson you morons. An apology is the BARE MINIMUM this douche has to pony up before he’s allowed to remove his Putin cock-holster.

@WUTangKids Okay I am just gonna say it, why does he wear his hair like that? It’s so awkward. No hate, he’s got a mane, but it’s loaded with product and there’s no waves. Is that a hair thinning thing? He looks so mismatched.

Bro 🤣

@cenkuygur @TuckerCarlson People can still call Tuckster the Huckster a liar and opportunist gunning for a prezi resi. Ew fuck him. YOU don’t speak for US brah. You sound easy to manipulate.

Everyone rejecting @TuckerCarlson's apology for backing Trump - what the fuck else do you want? If you don't think it's good enough that he rejected Trump and joined anti-war, anti-genocide side, you're a bit of an asshole. You don't speak for any of us who'd like to end the war.

@DailyLoud Definitely a time and a place for this, right? Imagine a first date and then Salt Bea and Peppah c-walk in and start this shit up. Some folks just want to be cooked for? Not this.

Social media is turning on restaurants that book Big Groove, boycotts are growing as critics argue his content leans into stereotypes and disrupts the dining experience.

@AmericaPapaBear Yet, here you are featuring BOTH of these societal failures as a sad attempt to pay YOUR rent. Your line of WORK is cooked, sir not the people telling you it’s over. I have a sneaking suspicion most if not all male Twitter blue checks were rejected continuously by the gals.

@KylePostingOnX @Acyn She thinks she’s hot snot on a silver platter, but she’s really just a cold booger on a paper plate. Wait what were we talking about again? Oh yeah. Why her boobs so smol

@Acyn Imagine if you jerkoffs had a real scandal to talk about.

PabloReports: Are you concerned about Kash Patel’s drinking? Boebert: We saw one beer at a hockey game. I mean, I’ve had a couple of beers at a hockey game.

@EXEcutionare @rowlingmore @jk_rowling lmao you trans aficionados ALWAYS have to show your spank bank and it’s always the bad girls and bad boys?! You deffo have a type. I’ll leave you to your fetish.

@rowlingmore @jk_rowling Trans people are free to exist, but they can never force me to accept them, and given how obnoxious, insufferable, hateful, and violent they are, I am never going to.

‘Trans people exist. I have no desire for them not to exist; indeed, I wish them safety, happiness and health. However, 'existence' does not, and should not, mean the violation of other people's right to privacy, dignity and freedom of speech, or the reconfiguration of society to indulge a fallacy.’ J.K. Rowling on Twitter/X.