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CertifedLoverBoy

@clb2k3

Diplomatic dickhead. My tweets are mostly political but I be saying some dumb shit.

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CertifedLoverBoy
CertifedLoverBoy@clb2k3·
@UncleRayRay_ Actually Grok let me look at this for free. This is kinda interesting. I might pin this lol.
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My Mixtapez
My Mixtapez@mymixtapez·
Prosecutors reportedly allege that Celeste told d4vd she was 16 when he was 17, but she was actually 11. They claim that two years later, when she was 13 and he was 18, he began dating her.
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CertifedLoverBoy
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@SomaKazima2 @Starmieb It actually does work that way in Chicago quiet as it’s kept. It’s probably one of the only cities where having political leverage means A LOT. They’re known for selling seats in that city/state.
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Ichigo Niggasake
Ichigo Niggasake@SomaKazima2·
@Starmieb I don't think he wants a seat at the board lol I also don't think it would work that way lol
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CertifedLoverBoy
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Also, the biggest thing he exposed him on was soliciting gay sex. Which is in fact illegal, but isn’t as coercive as he’s trying to frame it. Again, state senators do not have as much power as he’s trying to make it seem like they have.
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CertifedLoverBoy
CertifedLoverBoy@clb2k3·
@CarolinaConect @breakfastclubam They don’t necessarily allow it, it’s just damn near impossible to stop. The scariest part about jail is when you in that cell at night with nobody else but your cellie. It really is just you and him for those few hours.
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Carolina Connect
Carolina Connect@CarolinaConect·
@breakfastclubam I don’t get out how they just allow dudes to get rapped in jail. That shit inhumane af. But that ATL Tayh nigga better start fighting them niggas
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The Breakfast Club
The Breakfast Club@breakfastclubam·
🐴 Donkey of the Day goes to content creator ATL Tayh, who is facing a jail sentence after allegedly violating his probation by street racing while driving intoxicated. Now behind bars, he's been posting emotional updates from prison, claiming he's being forced to have his mouth violated by more than one person😳. @cthagod breaks it all down on #DOTD, powered by @msllegal. 🐂 #MichaelTheBull #TheBullNYC
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CertifedLoverBoy
CertifedLoverBoy@clb2k3·
Or he could’ve k*lled himself to free Nicky, but we all know he was too pussy for that.
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CertifedLoverBoy@clb2k3·
@ZeusOfZamouda @mymixtapez Little girls develop crushes everyday it’s your job as the GROWN (or in this case older) person to dead it. It’s never the fault of the little girl.
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BronzeTitan⚡
BronzeTitan⚡@ZeusOfZamouda·
@mymixtapez 11years old u still play barbie in ur room'u imagine yourself being a little princess waiting for her prince charming to find her 'that kinda stuff..u don't pretend to be 16 yr old with a guy twice Ur age..yes. he's a pedo and a predator but she's also a little hoe..fk both them
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merthegrinder
merthegrinder@thismerryehn·
@mymixtapez Ask for her birth certificate before you go on smashing that arc. Stay safe kings.
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CertifedLoverBoy
CertifedLoverBoy@clb2k3·
Sometimes I hop in the shower when I’m sick because the doctor recommended that it’ll help with my sinuses. However, if it’s winter and I haven’t did shit but lay on my ass all day then I probably also haven’t taken a shower. I wouldn’t be dirty though.
Simon@Supyro

Reading the replies thinking I'm going crazy y'all have NEVER skipped a shower for a day a SINGLE time in your entire lives??? Like idk, you're sick as shit and stay in bed all day and don't even eat anything you just sleep and yet still shower??? NOT ONCE

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SUMYUNGHO🥢
SUMYUNGHO🥢@iconickPEN·
I’m fkn screaming omgggg This not supposed to be a ki
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Colin brown
Colin brown@Colin30brown·
@ScumFuckCowboy_ Maybe that’s part of the problem , people have lost their sense of adventure and wow and exploration. I mean sure a 3rd grader may dream about it and to me that shows the imagination and wonder in it. Kids remain uncorrupted for a period of time.
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Corn ✧⍣@cornski·
ik the death penalty is paused in california n all but they need to sign a bill to bring it back specifically for dat nigga fuck it move him to the top of the list
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CertifedLoverBoy
CertifedLoverBoy@clb2k3·
This may be a 4th amendment violation
Giggling Ganon@GigglingGanon

World's dumbest drug dealer pulls marijuana filled car into a gas station to get gas at a pump right next to a police officer. What could go wrong? 🤷 ​An officer with the Oak Lawn Police Department initiated a traffic stop on a white sedan after observing the driver execute an illegal turn into a Marathon Gas Station lot. While questioning the driver—who appeared noticeably nervous—the officer detected a strong odor of cannabis emanating from the vehicle. The driver denied smoking and insisted he had just left work. He also informed the officer he works for people's gas and they test them. This prompting the officer to step over to an adjacent black sedan to investigate whether the smell was coming from there instead. ​The officer approached 19-year-old Jayshawn Rucker, who was standing outside the black sedan. When questioned about the odor, Rucker claimed the car belonged to a friend and denied any ownership. Looking through the front passenger window, the officer spotted a bag of cannabis in plain view on the seat. ​When asked to produce identification, Rucker refused and immediately took off on foot. The pursuit went through residential yards and narrow alleys behind nearby apartment buildings. Officers eventually intercepted Rucker near a row of commercial trash dumpsters. ​Weapons & Narcotics Recovered ​During a pat-down search immediately following his restraint, officers discovered a loaded semi-automatic handgun equipped with an extended magazine tucked into his waistband. ​A subsequent search of the black sedan turned up distribution-level quantities of illegal drugs and packaging materials, including: ​201 grams (~7 oz) of cannabis, packaged into 13 individual bags ​16 Xanax bars ​5 grams of psilocybin mushrooms ​A 200-count box of sandwich bags and digital scales ​Rucker was taken into custody and formally booked on the following charges by the Cook County State's Attorney's Office: ​Armed Violence ​Aggravated Unlawful Use of a Weapon (2 counts) ​Possession of Cannabis with Intent to Deliver ​Possession of a Controlled Substance with Intent to Deliver (2 counts) ​Possession of a Controlled Substance ​Resisting/Obstructing a Peace Officer. If dude works for someone and they lost all this product, I don't think it's going to end well for him.

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Bill
Bill@BillWiIdin·
The American healthcare system is a dystopian nightmare. The fact that a single emergency room visit can completely bankrupt a middle-class family even if they have insurance is fundamentally broken. We are the only developed nation that tolerates this.
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