Alex Sason AKA UnAlex AKA “Uncle Alex”

oh my god, I can’t believe Dad Pants and Baseball Mom are going on tour this summer with Shit Jeans, Cigarette Dress and Football Ass

@shiddandfardd Yeah it’s great

@cleavedassunder Is it good I haven’t really liked them since lesions

This new Undeath record is sooooo pissed sounding ahahahaha jfc

@nickofspoon Love pulling up to the gym in jeans, racking all the available plates on the leg press, doing a bunch of quarter reps and bouncing

@cleavedassunder Leg day, not range of motion day.

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Every day is a crucible of bullshit and my reward at the end of it is I get to play Balatro

Now they’re playing The Blue Nile and the dude assembling my sub is doing it with one hand while he hits his vape. No notes.

This sub shop in Albany is playing Generals and Majors by XTC so loud my vision is blurring. Pretty sick.

Why don’t the contestants on “Alone” ever think about foraging up a chicken fried steak, some fingerling potatoes, green beans and a miller lite? Not thinking big enough smh

@SureZher One of Undeath’s first shows was with them!

@cleavedassunder Begrime exemious

Every day I wake up grateful for Canadian death metal music and the body’s natural cannabinoid receptors

@spengman Good shout! That was awesome. NSE basically never misses.

@cleavedassunder My fave from this week so far!

Nothing more relaxing after a stressful day than getting home and logging onto my comfort game, Counter Strike (I was told to kill myself by a teenager within two minutes of starting)

Hate watch successful 👍

Personally I think it rocks when people make fun music that makes other people want to shake their boobies and asses

Halftime show was great

As far back as I could remember, I wanted to go on the computer.

how it feels to join a discord vc as a boy #Male

@spengman Show Your Greed is so underrated

Who remembers

Whenever I learn about the latest going’s-on in streamer grifter world, especially when it involves parasitic ghouls like Nick Fuentes/Sneako/Adin Ross/etc., I feel a small part of what makes me human wither and die. I hate that I even know who these people are.