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oh my god, I can’t believe Dad Pants and Baseball Mom are going on tour this summer with Shit Jeans, Cigarette Dress and Football Ass
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Alex Sason
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Alex Sason
@cleavedassunder
Undeath | Crestworm Manipulator | Sulfuric Hatred | New York 🎲
New York, USA Katılım Mayıs 2014
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"That's right, that's a good choice. That's a grown ass man's choice." - guy at the taco spot when I said "can I get three burritos to go" lmao
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what my cousins show me when they see me with a suffocation shirt on
revolvermag@Revolvermag
1 year ago today: BABYMETAL and SLAUGHTER TO PREVAIL unleashed the beast with the Godzilla-sized collab "Song 3."
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@spengman 79 rushing tuddies to ol Jim’s 7…I know who my goat is
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@cleavedassunder despise you/agoraphobic nosebleed split > both of those
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Watched a two hour long compilation of every death in the Sopranos at max brightness immediately before bed last night. Feeling amazing today! ☺️
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This is officially the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight already.
Giannis Auntiegotapoodle@TooMuchMortons_
True definition of YOLO
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Last night I fell asleep sitting up with baseball on mute while reading the wiki page for airplanes. Being in your 30s rocks.
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Also: if you’re reading this and ever need someone to talk to, don’t hesitate to reach out to me, even if we don’t know each other personally. Life’s hard and we gotta hold on to each other.
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RIP Bo. Couldn’t even begin to estimate how many times I spun Isolation and Blinded in my first car. You will be missed.
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NFL players when their buddy throws their gf into a trash compactor: Zzzzzz *loud snore*
NFL players when they see rainbows:
TreVeyon Henderson@TreVeyonH4
“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.” Matthew 5:10
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This is what Dock Ellis was seeing on June 12th, 1970
Tony Adams@adams_at
For no reason, here's an overlay with all 96 LMJ pitches.
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We tracked it btw
Alex Sason@cleavedassunder
This new Undeath record is sooooo pissed sounding ahahahaha jfc
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@cleavedassunder Is it good I haven’t really liked them since lesions
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This new Undeath record is sooooo pissed sounding ahahahaha jfc
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