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Clebus
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The irony of this post being the exact kind of condescending ass behavior Erica was tearing mark down for in this scene. Barbie haters becoming worse than the defenders I fear…
zou bisou bisou where are you@lilgrapefruits
You’re going to go through life thinking that you emotionally connected to the barbie movie because you’re a woman. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re kind of stupid.
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I have a 6 am flight tomorrow and am tasked with the age-old, rock and a hard place question so I’ll let you my lovely followers decide
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I still think back very fondly to when me and my friends had a four person fantasy football league in middle school. The best part about it was I made the settings so that defenses would score a point for every tackle so defenses were scoring close to 80 points every week
Seattle, WA 🇺🇸 English
@morningsprite1 I’m convinced these are just 6 things that one random person really likes
Seattle, WA 🇺🇸 English
@morningsprite1 How were these items even chosen? none of them are correlated whatsoever. Like the natural wine and new balance overlap has gotta be close to zero
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@47spencer She looks kinda like one of the ants from the movie Antz
Kirkland, WA 🇺🇸 English
the nfl should be disbanded and football banned throughout the country as soon as possible
MLFootball@MLFootball
THE LEGEND GROWS: Before he proposed to his wife Kylie, legendary #Eagles center Jason Kelce had to get Kylie's parents' OK because he wanted to do it before training camp started. So right before leaving their house he told Kylie that he needed to use the restroom when they arrived at the car. He quickly returned inside and asked her parents. Two minutes later, when he returned to the car, his wife said: I know you didn't just use the restroom since “it usually takes you 20 minutes to take a shit.” Jason replied, “I know that this isn't the most romantic way to do this.” She then responded YES to the proposal WHAT A GODAMN LEGEND. @JasonKelce (Via @newheightshow, h/t @BrendenDeeg_)
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I was silent went asteroid city dropped, but I find this color palette absolutely atrocious sorry. 2011 called, they want their teal-orange Instagram aesthetic back.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Wes Anderson’s ‘THE WONDERFUL STORY OF HENRY SUGAR’ debuts with 100% on Rotten Tomatoes from 8 reviews. Read our review: bit.ly/SugarDF
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There’s 7 billion women in the world and you think you’re gonna meet your wife at Longhorns
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@jrichmond24 I should’ve listened at the thyme
Inglewood-Finn Hill, WA 🇺🇸 English
least funny joke/bit there is
Alex Cohen@anothercohen
My wife just texted me this, I'm sleeping on the couch tonight
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