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Really considerate of Top Pot Donuts to name their business after my three favorite things

@nowoke1776 No they don’t

Whites deserve rigtts too

The ghouls on this app are reacting to this the way you'd expect, but they are not real people. Real people--your neighbors, friends, anyone with a conscience--see this and feel angry and sad. Real people know it's wrong.

@janiesaysyay @minakimes Got any sources? Cuz this bullshit is completely made up

@davis_slew @ParkerLewes Could that Kupp's injury is worse than the team has lead on

John Schneider at the trade deadline

@CodyChadfordFan @Mariners found the only guy who voted against him

@Mariners Letting this old timer waste valuable practice time in the outfield instead of an actual rostered player smh. Another reason why your franchise will STAY ringless 🥱

Make a play, Ichi! 🙅‍♂️

@kskibs @DannyVietti You're the only person here who brought up MVP. Idiot.

@DannyVietti Seriously? You’re basing MVP on passed balls? Idiot

Cal Raleigh finishes the season with 0 PASSED BALLS allowed. He and Dillon Dingler are the only two qualified catchers in MLB to accomplish that feat. A mere cherry on top of his 60 HR season.

@RepFine What the fuck happened to freedom of speech huh

Those celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk must be thrown out of civil society. If you are aware of anyone in the 6th District of Florida — or heck, anywhere in the state — who works at any level of government, works for an entity that gets money from government (health care, university), or holds a professional license (lawyer, medical professional, teacher) that is publicly celebrating the violence, please contact my office. I will demand their firing, defunding, and license revocation. If you don’t think I am serious, I got two State University Board Chairman fired for less. These monsters want a fight? Congratulations; they got one.

You should be allowed to apply to grad school undeclared

“My body is a temple” oh yeah well mine is like a rental unit and someone’s been pouring bacon grease down the sink for 7 years

@WallensteinFan @Jaymillz31 “Your tweet is gay, that’s why I’m thinking about your testicles right now!” me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much

@Jaymillz31 This might be the gayest tweet I’ve ever read holy shit grow a pair

Not trying to be the annoying guy judging every thing a woman says. I just know you’re smarter than me so I need to know if I am the one saying “resuscitate” wrong?

My girlfriend couldn’t remember what Chuck E. Cheese was called so she called it “Cheesy Chunks” at that is what it is called now

This ad would make just as much sense if you replaced George, Bryan, and Bryce with JP, Mitch, and Rowdy

Ok AI overview I’ll give it to you, ya got me for a second here

Shopping with roommates

Just saw someone at a basketball game holding a sign that said “Go Josh! #4 on the court, #1 in my heart ❤” and I can’t stop thinking about how much funnier it would be if those numbers were reversed

Saw a dude without his seat belt on texting while driving his tesla without license plates in the bus line, should we *act of domestic terror* this guy’s car?