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@unusualphyna Omoh God thank you for this pride wey you give me ah swear. My future wife will be very proud of me on God because I no really send una wey call una self celeb

My ig is flooded with applications but I noticed all the pickup lines are copy and paste from ChatGPT 🤦🏻‍♀️🥹 omo our generation is cooked o

@BashirElRufai @elrufai Your father need to caution you guys because your rants on the social media is fueling more hatred towards him, meanwhile Apple doesn’t fall far from it tree

Lmao. Pantami the Kingmaker. One felt shame, the other indifference. Allah ya bar mana Mallam Nasir @elrufai.

@adeyanjudeji Mumu

The way Alex Otti is always quick to defend Tinubu and twerk for him, you will think he’s hustling campaign DG position with Wike. Or may be he needs campaign rice.

@ChuksEricE Woman wey just want collect money run after sometimes

Apostle Chibuzor, General Overseer of Omega Power Ministry (OPM), revealed that a woman has agreed to marry this 👇young man, and they have already done their wedding today. He also plans to fly them abroad for vacation, give them ₦20 million after 10 years if the groom is still al!v£, along with a free house and other benefits.

@BigDDvibes @ChuksEricE Olodo

@ChuksEricE If I’m reading this correctly, all the benefits are coming after 10years right? So what’s the congratulations flying all over for? I thought they say getting a wife is not hard for men🤣🤣

@BukkyOA Have you checked about Alzheimer ?

My attention span is less than a minute. I also have about 25 screens open in my brain at any particular time. I can hardly sit still to do one thing for long, and I am bored out of my mind so quickly. That's why I fail any typical exams I sit for. I also struggle with details, high-level, or you lose me. Because I have 25 screens open in my brain, I am always halfway through many different things at once, hardly finishing any of them. I also have random, half-baked ideas that are mostly meaningless. I will start explaining an idea to you and in the process, I will realise it was all foolery, so, I will tell you to ignore me. I go into a room to pick up something, and I forget exactly what I wanted to pick up and I won’t remember until I leave the room and go back to where I was before. My phone is in my back pocket, but I have been looking for it for the last 30 minutes. I go into the kitchen to make coffee, but I end up doing the dishes, rearranging the living room sofa, boiling rice, and listening to a podcast all at the same time. I get back upstairs and realise I forgot to make the coffee. If I can't simplify a task, I would do everything else but that one important task. I will have my headset on with a podcast playing, and the TV will be on playing music at the same time. I lie down to rest, but I will also bring my laptop in case something urgent comes up on a Saturday at 8pm. I cry for no apparent reason: ‘Why is my life like this?’

@Big_Mck @NostalgicVibeNG If you’re think you’re 50% wise the white is 300% wiser I just can’t prove this further

The day @avrilamaka made this tweet, I saved it to react at the appropriate time. Now let me address it. Yahoo boys have not finished Nigeria. As a matter of fact, there is no amount of $$ Nigerian yahoo boys can realistically ‘steal’ that will make them feature in the world’s top 10 fraud rings. These Oyibos just don't want their wealth transfered to Africa. Ironically, the same wealth they steal from Africa. So they would find any excuse to discourage sending your money to Nigeria. Even the so-called “yahoo yahoo” is their creation. They intentionally enable yahoo boys to ‘pick’ a few million dollars so they can use the pretext of “Nigerians are fraudsters” to take the whole continent off global financial systems. They did it with PayPal. You really think yahoo boys can successfully steal from Western fiancial institutions if the entire scheme is not state-sanctioned? That's part of their broader tactics of “give the dog a bad name and hang it.” Every day you wake up, you have to spend 2 hours to fear Oyibo before going about your day. The west is pure evil.

@KwankwasoRM Are you afraid to mention your new party? Anyway I don’t see you as a capable hand. Nigerians are yet to realize that a northern politician can’t change the trajectory of this nation the earlier we understand this the better for us all

PRESS STATEMENT 29-03-2026 RESIGNATION FROM THE NEW NIGERIA PEOPLE’S PARTY (NNPP) I wish to formally announce my resignation from the New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP) with immediate effect. I seize this opportunity to express my profound gratitude for the honour and privilege of serving as the Party’s National Leader and its Presidential Candidate in the 2023 General Elections. As a committed and bonafide member of the party, this was not an easy decision to make. However, considering the current trajectory of the nation’s political landscape, which calls for strategic realignment, I have found it necessary to identify with another political platform that offers the best opportunity to effectively change the nation. I extend my deepest appreciation to the National Chairman, Ajuji Ahmed and the entire National Working Committee for their steadfast support throughout my time. I also thank the Board of Trustees, the National Executive Committee, and all levels of leadership across the party — from the ward to the state level, as well as the legacy members of the party and all followers of the Kwankwasiyya Movement for their dedication and commitment to our shared mission. We shall continue to collaborate and work together towards charting a better and more prosperous future for our dear nation. Signed, Sen. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, PhD, FNSE Former Kano State Governor, 2023 Presidential Candidate, New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP)

@greatmoney7 @TheEmmalez My brother. See the kind yeye picture wey Dex even use to convince the gullible readers.mtcheeew

@TheEmmalez Who counted the 15rounds? If the girls were too busy purging,how did they know he was muttering something and touching his rings ?Wetin dis Elon money go cause ehn

The man you see on this photo is a daπgerous ritualist from Tinder who is currently on the run in Ogun state. He is called Alhaji Tochukwu. Last night(Friday) he threw a party in Sango-Ota, Ogun state and invited 2 ladies he met from Tinder to keep him company in his hotel till morning. A popular hotel called Summit Avenue on Oke-Aro road. Room 3. He insisted that the ladies eat to their fill and kept ordering assorted dishes for them. Ewedu, Amala, Gbegiri, Plantain porridge, isi Ewu, Cat fish pepper soup, Jollof Ofada rice, moi moi, mangoes, Heineken, smoothies, Pop corn, Vegetable soup, Bullet, Kunu, Custard, hot zobo, Cashew nuts...... the list goes on. At some point, the ladies suggested that he should arrange for those things to be stored in the fridge for they to take home in 'take-away' packages as they were almost bursting with food and drink. The man playfully but firmly insisted that they finish the ones he bought them— that 'take-away' could be arranged afterwards. They had barely finished consuming that mountain of food when the man requested they switch to three$ome mode and without any prepping or coπdoms, he went 15 rounds with the poor girls between 11pm and 4am. Afterwards, he insisted the girls sleep on the floor till morning, and kept watching them closely for signs. The girls didn't understand what was happening, because they noticed him peering furtively and expectantly at them from time to time. They innocently assumed that he was watching them in order to prevent them from robbing him while he slept. Then morning came. The ladies woke up with a powerful urge to empty their bowels. Both of the ladies in one accord. An urge so powerful that one of the girls couldn't stand and had to be carried to the toilet. It was a pitiful sight. Waves and waves of diarrhea followed. In rapid succession. According to the ladies, this man just stood by the toilet door muttering something under his breath and touching his finger ring to his lips oddly. They didn't understand. At least not yet. They tried to flush and discovered that the water wasn't rushing into the WC. They discovered that the taps and shower weren't flowing either. In exasperation, the ladies asked to carry the available buckets downstairs to fetch water to flush and wash up, but the man told them not to stress themselves. That they were here to enjoy and not carry buckets. He called the receptionist desk, spoke for a few minutes and told the ladies that their room had a plumbing fault and that they would be transferred to room 28. He told the ladies to pack their things and step out into the lobby, that the receptionist would take them to their new room where they could wash up. He assured them that the hotel would take care of the huge mess they left in the WC bowl in room 3. The girls wiped with dry tissue, wrapped their towels and obeyed. The time was 8:53 AM this morning. They had finished washing up in their new room 28 when one of the ladies remembered that she had left her charger in their former room. She also wondered where Alhaji Tochukwu was and why he was taking so much time. She ambled back out to the hallway and traced her way back to their former room, expecting to meet a cleaner there. Opening the door, she never expected to see the sight she was about to encounter. Because right there in the rest room was Alhaji Tochukwu with a cooking spoon bent over the toilet and diligently dishing the waste product they just delivered into disposable plates arranged neatly on the floor. Like watery beans thickened slightly with blended Egusi. The odour was horrendous even from the distance she stood, but Alhaji Tochukwu didn't seem to mind the smell one bit. Their fe¢aI product was astonishingly humongous, so about 6 disposable plates had been filled and more was still being scooped out. Which wasn't even the weirdest thing. Written by Ivan Eagle Lawson on Facebook

@tirvo_ Anthony martial

Guess the player VERY HARD

@AObariase12770 @yabaleftonline Dey deceive your self. Straight as ruler can never collect dick in the ass just for never never ever

@yabaleftonline Passport secured.haha..Wont be suprised if that 9ja dude was straight as a ruler, bt did that shii for document..

Nigerian gay rights activist and his husband part ways after three years of marriage.

@papi_wild @Benjigroov @yabaleftonline I just dey pity your innocent wife 😭😭

@Benjigroov @yabaleftonline Homosexuality has been happening before you were born... It was even acknowledged in the bible and it didn't stop the human race from growing, changing or developing. Shut up your dirty stinking mouth. 🙄

@Benjigroov @yabaleftonline Watch some people justify this rubbish under your comment and and even bash you for being homophobic for God sake what in the hell is this gay thing

@yabaleftonline One of the most stupid things that ever happened to humanity is a man getting married to another man. Do you think God, who created man and woman, is stupid?

@Tonigetic @EboEmakhu @Morris_Monye @DanielValantine 😂😂😂😂

@EboEmakhu @Morris_Monye @DanielValantine Look at you blushing like an idiot in that photo with him, with that your head like okada seat. He doesn't need your stupid validation to be relevant, but it’s obvious you need his name and image to farm engagement. Idiotic being.

I’m not sure Ben-Bruce knows himself. He was such a glamorous elite in the early 80s and 90s with his Miss Universe, MBGN pageant, built the Silverbird brand, became DG of NTA, ran for Governor of Bayelsa state, became a Nigerian Senator. He had the upward trajectory of.a Donald Trump. From showbiz to Politics to statesman. Today, a Reno Omokri has more “level” than him in society. My heart sunk seeing him hurdled in an un-airconditioned bus with torn seats seating beside fellow delegates from his state. He should rediscover himself. It’s not late for him.

@Bakrshah1 @Morris_Monye Are you aware that the Nigerian president is selected from the table of Britain and America 🇺🇸 are you aware?

Ben Bruce has been a long term ally of Tinubu. If you are surprised he is aligned with the President, then you clearly dont study the elites you are trying to remove. Just like Ben Bruce, Alex Otti is an ally of the President. Some of your favs will sell you down the river fof Tinubu. Study history! Seek inside knowledge...the machinery that runs Nigeria isn't on social media.

@haywi231 This man I dey see so? Is he the 31yrs abi I no read well

A 31yrs old guy in Agege was arrested last night for sexually abusing a 15-year-old girl.... Around 10:30 PM, the girl’s mother realized her daughter wasn't inside her room and went searching for her but nowhere to be found in the vicinity. When the girl eventually returned home, her mother pressed her until she admitted she had been with the guy . The mother immediately confronted the man and warned him to stay away from her daughter. Rather than showing any remorse, the man boldly went to the mother’s house to threaten her and tell her not to speak to him in that manner — which only incriminated him further.While they were arguing, I intervened, asked what the issue was, and the mother explained the situation. When I asked the girl who the man was to her, she replied sadly, “He is my boyfriend.”I ensured the man was arrested, but I’m now conflicted. The girl’s mother is hesitant to take the case to court because she cannot afford the financial costs involved. However, I am ready and willing to support her financially through the process.This is a serious matter involving the abuse of a minor. What steps do you think we should take next?

@SavvyRinu @NaijaGistRoom I’m even very angry they release this man.this man is a very heartless man if he was to be in nuhu ribadu shoes he woud never release the person

@NaijaGistRoom And the rest of Nigerians languishing in prison!

BREAKING: ICPC releases El-Rufai. So they can release him out of the blue? While I’m not a fan of him and his cretinous sons, the political stunts of the past few days is not democratic in any way.

@NuhuRibadu lol una forget say nuhu too na Fulani? They don’t forgive hell Rufai is a devil and must be dealt with who know wetin hell Rufai don do am

I am deeply saddened to learn of the passing of Hajiya Umma El-Rufai, the matriarch of the El-Rufai family. I have fond memories of shared moments with her and her motherly care. At a time like this, words can offer little comfort for such a profound loss. My heartfelt condolences to Mallam Nasir El-Rufai and the entire family. May Almighty Allah forgive her shortcomings, grant her eternal rest in Aljannah Firdaus, and give the family the strength to bear this loss. - NR

@AsakyGRN This una pastor dey muzz me anytime I see am 😂😂😂 pastor Onye guy

General Overseer of OPM church, Chibuzor Gift Chinyere shows interest in getting an autistic young man who has been under his care since childhood married. The pastor revealed he will provide the woman with a lifetime monthly salary and lifetime accommodation, as well as pay her bride price.

@festus90940 @AsakyGRN Daddy G.0 no get daughters?

@AsakyGRN Why can’t the GO give one of his daughters to him?🤔