uncle ricky

fuck around… find out

@CincinnatiSam That’s a good lad !!

@clemeezy48 Oh I’ll take uncle Sam’s money. Thanks bro 🤝

EXCL: Cincinnati Sam to sign new 4-year deal with US Army 🚀 Here We Go, confirmed. 🤝 Player offered non-conventional assignment. Couldn’t say no. Paperwork being signed ✍️ TODAY. Undisclosed fee + add-ons, medical done. Confirmed ✅

“Put your helmet on soldier we got good men dying out there” -Slick

@chad2notkyle She looks sleepy. Get this girl a blanket

Not sure if my fire alarms are going off cause of spiders or because of carbon monoxide. But its late and I dont wanna wake up my maintenance guy. So if I die. Ben gets my comic books. Jordan gets my snakes and fish. Callie gets all my books. Everything else is up for grabs.

The fact I got Covid again is infuriating. My day so far. Wake up. Soup and cough syrup. Sleep. That’s it’s. For the next 4 days

this world’s fuckin so fucked up

OK, I'm gonna do this. Here's an ongoing thread of every major and stupidly minor crazy thing that Barbenheimer did at the box office this weekend.

me getting out the pool to have a ham and cheese sandwich with crushed doritos on top

Ok. I’m kind of tired of awkwafina being in everything. Same way I’m tired of seeing the rock in everything.

A recap of last nights dnd session fighting a necromancer

@farisalrdani @CincinnatiSam Imagine being under level 5 and assuming your safe!?!? I would never

@clemeezy48 @CincinnatiSam I tell ya what bud, some low level traveler comes into MY cave? He’s gettin the smoke

Modern life ain’t for me bro, I was meant to be a mysterious skeleton with jewels for eyes wearing a hooded cloak, giving out quests and dark prophecies to adventurers from my home / ancient prison inside of a cave.

@farisalrdani @CincinnatiSam It’s important to recycle 😂

@CincinnatiSam Just guys bein dudes

What would America be today without our founding father

55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS, 155 TATERS AND UNLIMITED CHAOS #ATOBTTR

Crosley tower . University of Cincinnati. OH, U.S.A.