clench

@buckadeath If taylor was actually packing a fatty down there it would rule, but, due to her vibes, we can conclude she is not, sad

"the Arnold Palmer has a sort of duality to it" I lament

Accidentally bring a rubber knife to a knife-fight, by the 4th butt-ending he's gonna know somethings up with my blade situation

fightint a guy and only pistol-whipping him, on number 4 hes gonna know somethings up with my bullet situation

guy who just used the word "enshitification" smirking as he ropes so hard from self-satisfaction it splits his urethra open fr

local newscaster named Cheodore Backshots

a burger joint called FIFTEEN GUY'S and everything is HUGE!!

btw that 'plap plap' sound only happens if shes got a little fat on her, with these skinny-minis youre all fawning over the sound would be more of a 'tick tick' sound, much like a turn signal, but i guess you wouldn't know what either sound like anyways

feelin guilt about throwing pistachio shells in the garbage, a tiny lil guy could use these for like a boat or a set of shoulder pads depending on just how small he actually is

@buckadeath If taylor was actually packing a fatty down there it would rule, but, due to her vibes, we can conclude she is not, sad

No one has achieved this high level of advanced posting since 2016

guys shut up the 6 with cat eye liner on has something to say

my love language is a hot July night and a thumb in it

@cole_roe half court, straight back

do your 3’s have bad posture

my love language is putting you in a category, so this is perfect fuck yeah

Europeans should go to gulag if they say yall

getting home from the speedbump factory, just to clock in at the girl sock protection agency

seeing a bunch of ig posts of cropped Twitter posts riding against cannabis use like a y2k high-school guidance counselor, encouraging the focus on anecdotal evidence regarding the stupidest girl you know, welcome back

everyone's flicking the clit on the 1 and the 3 smh

what if cole get G wagon

@cole_roe buying tshirts

so cool that we’re all still figuring out what medium is

I got my 2.5% annual raise just in time for the 35% increase in inflation.