swallow your gum swallow your gum right now!!!!!!!

imagine being an 11 year old boy and i’m on a boat comes out. chills

another day of living in the greatest city in the world. kingston

Accidentally bring a rubber knife to a knife-fight, by the 4th butt-ending he's gonna know somethings up with my blade situation

fightint a guy and only pistol-whipping him, on number 4 hes gonna know somethings up with my bullet situation

turning my road bike onto davenport w headphones on and just lettin the beat rock

the beauty of ribfest is that if you stay put, it comes once a year. but,

they’re calling it the great yogurt spill and phone toss of ‘26

coworker said she found a poster for something that was “totally my vibe.” social anxiety improv classes

Toronto

you aren’t anything but a hound dog…

if the people can’t get behind spätzle…

sam kissed the blarney stone w tongue and it left a mark

i got my hair wet at the spa and emma told me i looked like antonio banderas

do i make you randy

do your 3’s have bad posture

did i hear someone refer to ottawa as part of the ‘east coast’

Ntbtstm nirvanna the band the show the movie Matt saying sorry to a raccoon

every time a movie about self reflection has tom waits it’s like okay fuck offfffff

had a night terror that clench fell off