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@drewdyck Just tell them you know me

I'm speaking at a High School this week. What should I say to make them think I'm cool? Let me know. I trust you guys.

@JimCollins559 Hey! Are you still monitoring this account?

@drewdyck, Whoa. I thought that Uber commercial was found to be for your book!

@pantsdailyon @CrimeWatchMpls

@CrimeWatchMpls Chanting? Somebody's gotta put a stop to this

Submitted from Plymouth. Second similar activity in less than two weeks. Reportedly a large police response. We've received a few messages.

@macpowell Sorry I missed you tonight!

Want to see us at the #HitsDeepTour2024? Now through 3/1 save 20% on standard tickets when using the code INSIDER. We'll see you out there soon! macpowell.com/tour/

@pantsdailyon I sure didn't. But I did know just enough to see the 'n' in there and think, "I'm missing something here."

I think there are people liking some of my commments today who have no idea who Mitchell Henderson is...

@pantsdailyon Without seeing what you were replying to, my first thought was "He went to the same school you did…" 🤣🤣🤣

The Man from UNCLE

@pantsdailyon It's just causing me to giggle out loud. People are looking at me now.

This slide is giving me a headache

@pantsdailyon @JohnCleese

@JohnCleese Us?

Most people believe that it's impossible to move backwards in time But the Supreme Court is set on returning us to the 19th Century... ...by using a literal-minded approach to an 18th Century document Moral : Try not to deal with Fundamentalists

@pantsdailyon @OSUFBFANATIC @RealChrisSays I remember (most of) those! My list is too voluminous to enumerate at this juncture, but it adds up to 39.

@OSUFBFANATIC @RealChrisSays @CLEOtheCOOL I've only been to 7. Three of those belonged to one team, and one I only went to for a football game.

How many different Major League Baseball stadiums have you been to?

@pantsdailyon @RevTChristopher I was in shop (industrial arts) class when the announcement came

@RevTChristopher North High, Mr Moskowitz's class, spring 1981. Was in this class when they announced Reagan had been shot by Hinckley

Drivers education, ok who remembers this?

@pantsdailyon In the words of Homer Simpson, "Close, but you're way off!"

My 8yo: ...speaking of chocolate milk, guess what we had to drink for lunch today. Me: Orange juice?

@GopherVBall @PNCBank I'll be there!

.@PNCBank Quick Hits 🎥 The #Gophers bounced back with a Sunday win over Iowa at the Pav! Up next, a road trip to Michigan ✈️

@MikePereira Why wasn't Minnesota penalized for removing helmet? That's still a rule, isn't it?

I'm in! Are you in?

@macpowell It looks like your m&g on Saturday in WI is sold out. Any possibility of getting to chat?

It’s going to be a good week 😊 Get your tickets and come hang out with us! macpowell.com/tour

@CrimeWatchMpls . @ChickfilA, I ❤️ you.

. We're told Chick Fil A is on site serving first responders at the Hopkins house explosion.

. A house exploded in Hopkins this morning. 2nd St N and 21st Ave N. Responders are still on site. .

@macpowell See you Saturday!

@drewdyck @GLpodcast.

If AC is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.