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@gumpernick @CrimeWatchMpls It's never a no pants day

@bankertobuilder @3YearLetterman

Right now hundreds of Spirit Airlines planes are sitting vacant Why don't we turn them into affordable housing? For just $600/month, each resident can have a private bed and a comfortable seat for reading, watching TV, etc This would create homes for thousands of people Why aren't we doing this?

I would like to address the fake AI images of me that are floating around. They are scurrilous lies. I’ve never worn pants in my life.

@Oceanbreeze473 In the cafeteria at Montgomery Ward

I can’t believe this was real. Where would they put these things?

You don’t hear much in the news about fentanyl anymore

@Variety Looked exactly as retarded as ever to me

The #MetGala was lacking this year, partly due to its transformation into the “Bezos Ball” as Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos spent “at least” $10 million to sponsor the night and serve as honorary chairs. The red carpet, at any given moment, looked like a poorly constructed collage. Only a few stars stood out from a crowd whose preparation for the night appeared to be the result of a single Google search for “famous piece of art.” variety.com/2026/scene/col…

@HennepinAtty @wrencollective @ElliottForWard1 No thought to adding a not-batshit-crazy voice to the conversation?

This Friday, May 8th, @wrencollective will host a webinar with Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty and Minneapolis City Council President @ElliottForWard1 Register here: zoom.us/webinar/regist…

@ingelramdecoucy When I was a kid, all period pieces (Greek, Egyptian, Roman...) had people using British accents. I guess that's supposed to be the standard now?

Despite what critics may think not everyone’s fluent enough in Ancient Greek to be able to understand what’s going on through an entire movie of people speaking it

@damintoell Drives, or is driven?

Guy who only drives out to the Hamptons: “I’m getting LIE vibes from this”

@ingelramdecoucy Please, @RepThomasMassie, don't make me turn on you...

I wonder if they’ll discuss Israel

@TroddenTrail I35W bridge in Minneapolis was rebuilt less than 13 months after the previous one collapsed. Exactly one year after they announced the contract to rebuild it

Because you wanted a Francis Scott Key Bridge update. *collapsed 2 years ago *primary contractor fired *budget initially 1.8 billion now 5.2 billion *completion initially 2028 now late 2030. Posting this in pencil.

@NancyiaC @dwarkesh_sp Zero DNA evidence. "We think this sculpture has African features" isn't proof

Never believe their propaganda… the global south had civilizations—with libraries, castles, colleges, pyramids, temples, ect… Africans reached the Americas before Europeans—they traded and intermixed with the indigenous population… they were not genocidal… they did not colonize.

David Reich on how much ancient DNA evidence has overturned so much consensus thinking how ancient cultures spread. "It wasn't peaceful, it wasn't friendly, it wasn't nice. Some of our archaeologist co-authors were just really distressed."

My 12 year old was watching a "kids react to old music" video, and the song they had them listening to was Basket Case Ouch

@mrrager1987 @ingelramdecoucy @NYCMayor Completely glossing over "globalize"

@ingelramdecoucy @NYCMayor Globalize the Intifada means a free Palestine from the River to the Sea... has nothing to do with the Joos

I am horrified and angered by the swastikas painted on homes and synagogues in Queens, including on a plaque honoring survivors of Kristallnacht. This is not just vandalism — it is a deliberate act of antisemitic hatred meant to instill fear.

There is no place for antisemitism in Queens or anywhere in our city. I stand in solidarity with our Jewish neighbors. Their safety, dignity, and belonging are non-negotiable.

The NYPD Hate Crimes Task Force is investigating and I am confident those responsible will be held accountable.

@fox_sheldon @wsvn @MiamiDade_SO

A US Secret Service officer was arrested for allegedly masturbating in a hotel hallway, following a woman and forcing her to retreat to her room for safety. Miami-Dade Deputies say they found Officer John A. Spillman pleasuring himself before his arrest. @wsvn #Exclusive

@cgore4 @Mikerose420AF @Rightanglenews

@Mikerose420AF @Rightanglenews You're eating the same fields the cows are grazing at?

A woman bought tenderloin steaks from her local Kroger and, upon further inspection, found that some had the consistency of Play-Doh, being incredibly malleable and able to be squished flat with little to no pressure. I want real food back.

@josh_uglyasf Ant polydactyly knee kick

@GGPA20680378 @nypost

@nypost I must be too old. I don't know any of these people parading around in unflattering dresses.

Lena Dunham goes full showgirl in red feathers and sequins on Met Gala 2026 red carpet trib.al/DjhjeMi

@politicalmath Why see the weird kid in action when you could be the weird kid in action?

My daughter wants to go to public school for high school because she wants to - stand up to bullying - see a fight (or get into one) - see the weird kid in action

@DenaKhalafallah Anyone who says "our joy is resistance" is fair game. They should be publicly shamed

@JoShabadoo @jonfavs @mkhammer @jimgeraghty

@jonfavs @mkhammer Lol (hat tip @jimgeraghty)

I think if one is trying to figure out if a candidate is sympathetic to Nazis, one of the most important tests is whether the candidate knowingly got a death’s head tattoo signifying an elite, brutal group of SS officers and kept it until the second he wanted to run for Senate and someone noticed. It’s an insult to everyone’s intelligence to suggest otherwise. Sorry, his Medicare thoughts from last week are not permanent body art or absolution.